Monday, October 26, 2009
Out of office auto-email replies
You've received an automated email replay, when you've sent an email to someone who was out of the office for a few days, haven't you? Here's a list of them with a sense of humor!Posted by traymond on 10/26 at 05:23 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, May 19, 2008
I went to the animal fair
The old minstrel song - what *did* happen to the monk?Posted by traymond on 05/19 at 08:56 PM in Song Lyrics
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Monday, October 29, 2007
Is the glass half empty, or half full, or …
You've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half glass of milk next to the keyboard. A joke that computer geeks will appreciate :)Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 07:26 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Speed is relative
Just goes to show, I don't really need to be fast, just faster ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 04:59 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Two robins basking in the sun
An atrocious pun about 2 robins, with a cat as the punchlinePosted by traymond on 09/17 at 05:25 PM in Animal Jokes
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Selling the talking dog
But what will the dog do without the ventriloquist?Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 05:21 PM in Animal Jokes
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Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat
With apologies to Garfield ...Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 04:28 PM in Animal Jokes
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Why it’s nice to be a dog…
The other side to the phrase, "a dog's life"Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 03:51 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
First time at a dog show
What else can go wrong when exhibiting your dog at a dog show for the first time?Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 03:58 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, August 20, 2007
What kind of dog did you say that was?
Proof that there's no such thing as a sure thing ... and why you shouldn't let your dog fight.Posted by traymond on 08/20 at 06:26 PM in Animal Jokes
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
A Christmas wish for my mother
Apparently, the young lady asks Santa for the gift that keeps on giving :)Posted by traymond on 12/23 at 08:32 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
The Onion - makes fun of President Obama's over-reliance on his teleprompter - a *very* funny video!Posted by traymond on 11/25 at 07:10 AM in Funny Videos, Politician Jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Everything I need to know, I learned from my dog
Frankly, if people lived by these rules, we'd all be happierPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:40 PM in Animal Jokes
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What do they want with a duck?
A duck has to work for his living, just like the rest of us ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:37 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Rules of Property, according to dogs
Even though he can't read this list, my dog agrees with itPosted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:05 PM in Animal Jokes
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