Monday, April 23, 2007
Punctuate the following sentence
It's amazing how different punctuation can totally change the meaning of a simple sentence -- especially the way the men punctuate different from the womenPosted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:36 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, School Jokes
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The politician’s opponent has called him a liar
What's said is *how true* this is for *so many* politiciansPosted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:28 PM in Politician Jokes
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The lawyer’s tombstone
It's an easy mistake for the little girl to make, really ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:12 PM in Kids jokes, Lawyer jokes
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The perfect husband … too good to be true
It's amazing what a wife can get by just asking ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:05 PM in Marriage Jokes
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Pink gorilla at the zoo
A very good reason for keeping your hands out of the animals' cages ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 12:51 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
Technical support - I can’t print in yellow.
Supposedly a true story from Hewlett Packard's support desk, when a customer called who couldn't print anything yellow ...Posted by traymond on 04/21 at 02:15 PM in Computer jokes
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Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital
The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital ... but who will pay the billPosted by traymond on 04/21 at 02:06 PM in Church and God jokes, Doctor jokes
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The atheist and the bear
They say that there are no atheists in foxholes, but what about in a forest? With a bear chasing the atheist?Posted by traymond on 04/21 at 01:58 PM in Church and God jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The efficiency expert
Sadly, there are efficiency experts just like this - as well as government workers just like thisPosted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:59 PM in Bureaucracy jokes
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The difference between NASA and the USSR’s space agency
Oh sure, anyone can choose the *easy* way ...Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:57 PM in Bureaucracy jokes
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The difference between men and women
According to the French Parliment, that is ...Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:50 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Politician Jokes
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The Bricklayer’s Insurance Claim
Yes, this is the world-famous 'Bricklayer's insurance claim' - supposed to be true, but I don't make that claim -- only that it's hilarious!Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:36 PM in Bureaucracy jokes
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Talk or fish
the fisherman and the ranger - are you going to talk or fish? One of my favorite 'fishing story' jokesPosted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:29 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Sports jokes
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Refer to Commander Smith
A very old, very funny joke - I first heard this on the 'Hogan's Heroes' TV show, where Colonel Hogan suggests it to Commandant Klink -- who, predictably, gets in trouble using it.Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:22 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Military Jokes
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Quality Assurance | actual piping specification
That sad part is that someone, somewhere, actually needs instructions such as 'Outer-diameter of all pipes must exceed the inner-diameter. Otherwise, the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.'Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:16 PM in Bureaucracy jokes
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