Tuesday, April 08, 2008
The new guard dog
Actually, when I was a kid, we had a watch dog *just like this* - when Patches run under a bed, we knew there were prowlers outside.Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:49 PM in Animal Jokes
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Catholic priest visits the sick in the hospital
At least the priest's heart was in the right place ...Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:46 PM in Church and God jokes
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How to wrap a baby
I know that the Bible teaches that Mary wrapped the baby Jesus in swaddling clothes ... but was he wrapped like an egg roll?Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:43 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Pun collection
A collection of puns from my mother-in-law, who *claims* to dislike puns... hah!Posted by traymond on 03/29 at 05:01 PM in Puns
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The clown with the dented car
Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:09 PM in Car Jokes, Clown jokes
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The clown and the jigsaw puzzle
Funny how the puzzle box didn't say '3 years' or anything similar ...Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:04 PM in Clown jokes
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Three clowns and the tracks in the forest
Sometimes, it's better not to argue ... or at least to find a safer place to discuss things.Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:01 PM in Clown jokes
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The clown and the parachute instructor
One of many reasons why clowns shouldn't be allowed to jump out of airplanesPosted by traymond on 03/25 at 09:46 PM in Clown jokes, Sports jokes
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Saturday, March 01, 2008
Still more witty sayings for lexophiles
If you like playing with words and their meanings, you'll appreciate this list of punsPosted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:16 PM in Puns
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Even more witty sayings
A variety of more one-line witticisms, such as '99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name'.Posted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:10 PM in Funny quotes
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
Men vs. women - ways in which men and women are not alike
clean funny jokes -detailed list of how men are different from womenPosted by traymond on 02/17 at 09:29 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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40 things that only happen in movies
clean funny jokes - 40 things that only happen in movies - my favorite is #33, "All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her."Posted by traymond on 02/17 at 09:04 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
more Church Bulletin Bloopers
clean funny jokes - another edition of actual Church Bulletin BloopersPosted by traymond on 02/14 at 08:17 PM in Church and God jokes
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Saturday, February 09, 2008
Confucius says
The 'wisdom' of Confucius?Posted by traymond on 02/09 at 01:39 PM in Funny quotes
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Don't blame me, blame the editors! The sort of thing that Jay Leno would love ...Posted by traymond on 01/25 at 05:42 AM in Newspapers
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