Age Jokes

Jokes with aging, old age, growing older gracefully (and not so gracefully)

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

At the end of a perfect day

If you labor under the misconception that you had a hard day, read about Grandmother's ordinary day ... and count your blessings

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Am I old yet?

A checklist to determine if you should consider yourself 'old' -- this seemed funnier before my oldest daughter called to inform me that I'm going to be a grandfather.

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A Letter From A Forgetful Man

... or have I already posted this?

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Couple romance after 50 years

A funny joke, rather sweet as well, dealing with a couple that's been married for fifty years -- and still romantic.

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Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:09 PM in Age JokesMarriage Jokes
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Baby Boomer Anthems

Baby Boomer song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer population

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Quote from Mark Twain on his father’s growth

As a father of teenagers, it gives me a ray of hope ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 03:35 AM in Age JokesCelebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Better to be pushing 40 than …

Oliver's not mean-spirited, but a little tactless sometimes ...

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The doctor and the forgetful patient

What can the doctor recommend for the patient with memory problems? Only one thing, actually ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:42 PM in Age JokesDoctor jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007

72-year-old birthday party

But is it a surprise party?

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Christmas card oops!

This makes me reconsider sending gift cards for Christmas ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:37 PM in Age JokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, June 21, 2007

I’ve sure gotten old

It just goes to prove that there's always *something* to be grateful about ...

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Music saved my life

*This* is why your parents made you learn a musical instrument ...

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Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 06:54 PM in Age JokesKids jokesPuns
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Grandmother’s recipe for washing clothes

Many years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe. This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all. Enjoy, and appreciate how much easier we have it now!

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 08:32 AM in Mothers Day JokesAge Jokes
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Test of Strength

Proof of the old saying, 'Old age and treachery will always defeat youth and skill.'

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Turning 100 years old

So, what is the secret to living to be 100 years old, anyway?

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Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:31 PM in Age Jokes
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