Age Jokes
Jokes with aging, old age, growing older gracefully (and not so gracefully)
Monday, July 30, 2007
Words of Wisdom
They say that youth is wasted on the young ... is wisdom wasted on the old?Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:29 PM in Age Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You are no longer a kid if …
What's truly sad is that I fit *all* of the items on the list!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:31 PM in Age Jokes
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Will I live to be 100 years old?
What the doctor answered the patient who asked, 'Will I live to be 100?'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:51 PM in Age Jokes
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
The secret to a long life
Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long lifePosted by traymond on 12/02 at 08:54 PM in Age Jokes, Newspapers
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Walking Economy
An interesting definition of a 'walking economy' and how it applies to middle agePosted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:46 PM in Age Jokes
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What the bald man secretly wishes for
The answer is obvious ... and it's not a hairbrushPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:49 PM in Age Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
The frog and the fortune teller
Yet *another* reason to avoid fortune tellers ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 04:53 PM in Age Jokes, School Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Then came the Great Depression
As if things weren't already bad enoughPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:23 PM in Age Jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
You are a child of the 1980’s if:
It's really amazing how old this list makes me feel ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:12 PM in Age Jokes
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Will she marry me if …
Sadly, proof that there's no fool like an old fool ...Posted by traymond on 01/15 at 07:08 PM in Age Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
Dust if you must poem
Not that my wife needs another excuse for not dusting ...Posted by traymond on 01/24 at 08:31 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You know you’re living in the future when …
Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:23 PM in Age Jokes, Computer jokes
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
The good old days
Oh, if only we were all still so 'old-fashioned'Posted by traymond on 01/29 at 10:56 AM in Age Jokes
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Friday, January 30, 2009
The lesson of the thousand marbles
A very true story. As I often say, we don't have one life to live - we have one life to spend.Posted by traymond on 01/30 at 01:05 PM in Age Jokes
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Sunday, January 25, 2009
The benefits of growing older
Posted by traymond on 01/25 at 08:37 AM in Age Jokes
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