Age Jokes
Jokes with aging, old age, growing older gracefully (and not so gracefully)
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You are old if …
A checklist to see if you, really, are old ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:26 PM in Age Jokes
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Will I live to be 100 years old?
What the doctor answered the patient who asked, 'Will I live to be 100?'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:51 PM in Age Jokes
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You are no longer a kid if …
What's truly sad is that I fit *all* of the items on the list!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:31 PM in Age Jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Words of Wisdom
They say that youth is wasted on the young ... is wisdom wasted on the old?Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:29 PM in Age Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Walking Economy
An interesting definition of a 'walking economy' and how it applies to middle agePosted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:46 PM in Age Jokes
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Will she marry me if …
Sadly, proof that there's no fool like an old fool ...Posted by traymond on 01/15 at 07:08 PM in Age Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
The frog and the fortune teller
Yet *another* reason to avoid fortune tellers ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 04:53 PM in Age Jokes, School Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
What the bald man secretly wishes for
The answer is obvious ... and it's not a hairbrushPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:49 PM in Age Jokes
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
Dust if you must poem
Not that my wife needs another excuse for not dusting ...Posted by traymond on 01/24 at 08:31 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
You are a child of the 1980’s if:
It's really amazing how old this list makes me feel ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:12 PM in Age Jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You know you’re living in the future when …
Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:23 PM in Age Jokes, Computer jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Then came the Great Depression
As if things weren't already bad enoughPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:23 PM in Age Jokes
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
The good old days
Oh, if only we were all still so 'old-fashioned'Posted by traymond on 01/29 at 10:56 AM in Age Jokes
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wake Up Call
Do you ever use a wake-up call at a hotel? Does it ever end like this?Posted by traymond on 12/16 at 08:15 PM in Age Jokes
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Saturday, February 07, 2009
What is prettier than freckles?
A very sweet story, story, with a punchline that's both sweet and hilarious at the same time!Posted by traymond on 02/07 at 02:39 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes, Kids jokes
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