Airplane jokes
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Airplane makes urgent call to the control tower
Proving once again that the oldest answers can still be the bestPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:00 PM in Airplane jokes
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comfort on your first airplane flight
Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight -- or not, depending on your perspective.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:09 PM in Airplane jokes, Church and God jokes
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Funny airline announcements
Very funny announcements made on various airlines - supposedly true!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:14 PM in Airplane jokes
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Clown flight school
A good example of why clowns should never operate airplanes or helicoptersPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:05 PM in Airplane jokes, Clown jokes
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A military cargo plane lightens the load
You think that they'd be more careful what they throw out ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Mistletoe At The Airport
Mistletoe at the airport - why *does* the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 09:06 PM in Airplane jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Airline maintenance
*Very* funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crewsPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:48 PM in Airplane jokes
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Airline rage
Proof that 'He who controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:46 PM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Faster Food
Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee -- large, grande, and viente -- all of which mean 'large'Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:23 PM in Airplane jokes, Dieting jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, August 20, 2007
Airport security - going too far?
On the one hand, I'm glad that we're taking airport security seriously after 9/11 ... but even so ....Posted by traymond on 08/20 at 05:57 PM in Airplane jokes, Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A skydiving lesson
How long do you have before hitting the ground?Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:44 PM in Airplane jokes
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Is everyone buckled in?
Normally, 'is everyone buckled in?' is something that I ask my children in the car, but it's different when an airline pilot asks ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:17 PM in Airplane jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Flying on the first fully-automated airplane
The sort of announcement that you don't hope to hear from the on-board computer on a commercial airplane flight.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:11 PM in Airplane jokes
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Airplane making good time
There are many reassuring things that an airplane pilot or navigator can say, but this is not one of them.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:04 PM in Airplane jokes
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The time is 7:47
Sometimes, the best puns are inadvertent onesPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Marriage Jokes
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