Airplane jokes
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Young and Foolish Airplane Pilot
Why it's a bad idea to irritate the control tower ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:50 PM in Airplane jokes
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the airline pilot and the service form
How the airline pilot used those 'tell us how you liked our service' cards to make a point with his management.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:34 PM in Airplane jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Making Up for Lost Time
There's a right way for an airline pilot to make up for lost time, and there's a *wrong* way ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:19 PM in Airplane jokes
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The nervous flyer
'Whatever you do, don't complain about the engines!'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:37 PM in Airplane jokes
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Out standing in their field
A truly atrocious pun that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 10:18 PM in Airplane jokes, Puns
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Different quarry on a fox hunt
Years ago, when fox hunts were more common, the hunting party had an unusual problemPosted by traymond on 04/13 at 09:26 AM in Airplane jokes
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The vultures and the luggage
Redefining the meaning of 'carry on' luggagePosted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You know you’ve chosen the wrong airline when …
If this list describes your airline, run, don't walk, for the exitPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:47 PM in Airplane jokes
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
I find tracks … I follow tracks …
How three crash survivors find food ... or something else ...Posted by traymond on 10/21 at 12:22 PM in Airplane jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
But these aren’t canaries!
Don't you hate pushy salesmen who just won't give up? Although you do have to admire his creativity ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:45 PM in Airplane jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Top Twenty Rejected Airline Advertising Slogans
I *can't* understand *why* these were rejected -- oh, wait, yes I can!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:40 PM in Airplane jokes
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What was the problem with the airplane?
What happens when the airplane pilot hears a funny noise?Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:45 PM in Airplane jokes
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Temper tantrum on an airplane
A wonderful cure for a young child throwing a temper tantrum on an airplane ... a pity we can't *really* do this ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:32 PM in Airplane jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
A list of the things that keeps Fido away from the computer (as if it isn't enough to have to share with the wife and children ... )Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 06:08 PM in Airplane jokes, Computer jokes
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Saturday, September 05, 2009
Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliffe | Red Skelton
Red Skelton's famous seagull characters, Heathcliffe and Gertrude, on the new cars ...Posted by traymond on 09/05 at 08:28 PM in Airplane jokes, Red Skelton jokes
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