Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Friday, April 13, 2007
Clown playing fetch with his pet dog
clean funny jokes - what happens when the veterinarian tells the clown that he needs to exercise his pet dogPosted by traymond on 04/13 at 06:51 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
A Mime in the Zoo
And you thought mimes only worked in a box ...Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:23 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom
It's all logical, once you think about itPosted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:27 PM in Animal Jokes
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Basic Rules for Dogs
Yes, there are rules for dogs ... the bad news for humans is, the dogs actually follow their rules.Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:35 PM in Animal Jokes
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Guess how many chickens are in the bag
Can the clown guess how many chickens are in the bag? Even with a 'hint'?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:19 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
What is the difference between the IRS and a Rotweiller?
What is the difference between a zealous IRS agent and a rotweiler?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:22 PM in Animal Jokes, IRS jokes
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dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Lou Costello’s definition of a Zebra
Lou Costello's definition of a ZebraPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:10 AM in Animal Jokes
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The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story
Funny Jokes - The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story. What happens when Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter the strangest life form of all ... the Road Runner from the Looney TunesPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Paris Hilton and the dog sweater
For the ultra-rich, I suppose there *is* a down-side to buying things for your pets ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:11 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving mealPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:39 AM in Animal Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
5 wet apes and company policy
I always *wondered* how company policy got startedPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 05:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Great dog quotes
Dog quotes - great quotes about dogs, both anonymous and famous such as Aldous Huxley, James Thurber, Mark Twain, and morePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:45 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth
What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouthPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:24 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat Puns
These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:16 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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