Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Friday, April 13, 2007
Clown playing fetch with his pet dog
clean funny jokes - what happens when the veterinarian tells the clown that he needs to exercise his pet dogPosted by traymond on 04/13 at 06:51 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
A Mime in the Zoo
And you thought mimes only worked in a box ...Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:23 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat Puns
These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:16 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom
It's all logical, once you think about itPosted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:27 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Lou Costello’s definition of a Zebra
Lou Costello's definition of a ZebraPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:10 AM in Animal Jokes
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Guess how many chickens are in the bag
Can the clown guess how many chickens are in the bag? Even with a 'hint'?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:19 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
What is the difference between the IRS and a Rotweiller?
What is the difference between a zealous IRS agent and a rotweiler?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:22 PM in Animal Jokes, IRS jokes
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One liner fairy tale jokes
A collection of one-line jokes and puns dealing with various fairy tales, such as Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, Cinderella, the three little pigs, etc.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 02:52 PM in Animal Jokes
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The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story
Funny Jokes - The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story. What happens when Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter the strangest life form of all ... the Road Runner from the Looney TunesPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving mealPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:39 AM in Animal Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
Basic Rules for Dogs
Yes, there are rules for dogs ... the bad news for humans is, the dogs actually follow their rules.Posted by traymond on 04/12 at 10:35 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Zoo Keeper
A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoyPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Paris Hilton and the dog sweater
For the ultra-rich, I suppose there *is* a down-side to buying things for your pets ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:11 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Miss Piggy Riddles
A series of jokes for my favorite muppet, Miss PiggyPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 12:54 PM in Animal Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The hen lays, or the hen lies?
Someone asked Calvin Coolidge if, where he came from, people say that a hen lays an egg, or the hen lies an egg - the exciting answer!Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:40 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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