Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The hen lays, or the hen lies?
Someone asked Calvin Coolidge if, where he came from, people say that a hen lays an egg, or the hen lies an egg - the exciting answer!Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:40 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell embarassed at lunch
You would think that there wouldn't be *much* that could embarrass Paris Hilton ....Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:22 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The world’s most valuable bull
... meets the farmer with 10 childrenPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:22 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Those crafty elephants! The answer to the riddle revealed.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Chicken breakfast?
And to think that I used to *like* scrambled eggs for breakfast ...Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:02 AM in Animal Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Dead Donkey Raffle
A very funny story, with a good 'gotcha' endingPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:05 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Cash cow?
So, how much *is* a calf worth?Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:05 AM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The snake asks, Are we poisonous?
It could be bad, after all ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:41 AM in Animal Jokes
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Duck asks, Do you have any grapes?
Do you have any grapes? A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes - this is my 9 year old daughter's favorite joke - the punch line has become a key phrase between us.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:31 AM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Barking dogs and the sleeping pills
Doctors should really be more *specific* when prescribing pillsPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:16 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The dog, the leopard, and the lazy monkey
A very funny joke, with a very clever dog ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:59 PM in Animal Jokes
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Great dog quotes
Dog quotes - great quotes about dogs, both anonymous and famous such as Aldous Huxley, James Thurber, Mark Twain, and morePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:45 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Airline rage
Proof that 'He who controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:46 PM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The pig with a wooden leg
The pig with a wooden leg. Possibly the funniest punch line. Ever.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:23 AM in Animal Jokes
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