Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Pigeon Pun
A true groaner pun, thanks to our feathered friend, the pigeonPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 06:12 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell embarassed at lunch
You would think that there wouldn't be *much* that could embarrass Paris Hilton ....Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:22 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The world’s most valuable bull
... meets the farmer with 10 childrenPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:22 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Those crafty elephants! The answer to the riddle revealed.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Chicken breakfast?
And to think that I used to *like* scrambled eggs for breakfast ...Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:02 AM in Animal Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Great dog quotes
Dog quotes - great quotes about dogs, both anonymous and famous such as Aldous Huxley, James Thurber, Mark Twain, and morePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:45 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Dead Donkey Raffle
A very funny story, with a good 'gotcha' endingPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:05 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Cash cow?
So, how much *is* a calf worth?Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:05 AM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Barking dogs and the sleeping pills
Doctors should really be more *specific* when prescribing pillsPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:16 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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5 wet apes and company policy
I always *wondered* how company policy got startedPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 05:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth
What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouthPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:24 AM in Animal Jokes
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The dog, the leopard, and the lazy monkey
A very funny joke, with a very clever dog ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:59 PM in Animal Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Organic farming for the clueless
Don't count your horse eggs before they're hatched ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:17 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Duck asks, Do you have any grapes?
Do you have any grapes? A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes - this is my 9 year old daughter's favorite joke - the punch line has become a key phrase between us.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:31 AM in Animal Jokes
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