Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Saturday, April 14, 2007
The mugging of the sloth
But who would mug a sloth, anyway?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:05 AM in Animal Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Organic farming for the clueless
Don't count your horse eggs before they're hatched ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:17 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Letter from the Environmental Protection Agency
I know that the government is trying to regulate every aspect of our lives, but now they're expanding to other species?Posted by traymond on 04/27 at 10:24 PM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
5 wet apes and company policy
I always *wondered* how company policy got startedPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 05:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The AWOL sailor’s punishment
Actually, this is a build-up to a truly atrocious pun -- must reading!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:30 PM in Animal Jokes, Military Jokes
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Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth
What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouthPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:24 AM in Animal Jokes
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What does an eagle taste like?
Just ask the nature hiker ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:20 PM in Animal Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Heart transplant from a sheep?
The negative side to a heart transplant from a sheep is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:54 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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The thief, the turkey and the priest
the thief, overcome with guilt over stealing the turkey to feed his family, tries to set things right -- with help from the priestPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:07 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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memo to the family dogs
memo to the family dogs - truly funny, especially for dog loversPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:38 AM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The magician and the parrot
Don't you hate it when someone tries to expose a magician's tricks?Posted by traymond on 07/13 at 08:51 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Scratch my horse, please
A true story - helping my friend John run his charity horse event - and what I know about horses is from reading Black BeautyPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:13 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat quotes
Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Funny quotes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Dog’s Letters to God
If a dog *could* send letters to God, what would they say?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:23 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Aba Daba Honeymoon
Song lyrics to the classic silly song, 'Aba Daba Honeymoon' -- Words and Music By: Arthur Fields & Walter DonovanPosted by traymond on 09/18 at 06:37 PM in Animal Jokes, Song Lyrics
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