Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Duck asks, Do you have any grapes?
Do you have any grapes? A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes - this is my 9 year old daughter's favorite joke - the punch line has become a key phrase between us.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:31 AM in Animal Jokes
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The snake asks, Are we poisonous?
It could be bad, after all ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:41 AM in Animal Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Airline rage
Proof that 'He who controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:46 PM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Letter from the Environmental Protection Agency
I know that the government is trying to regulate every aspect of our lives, but now they're expanding to other species?Posted by traymond on 04/27 at 10:24 PM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The pig with a wooden leg
The pig with a wooden leg. Possibly the funniest punch line. Ever.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:23 AM in Animal Jokes
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Scratch my horse, please
A true story - helping my friend John run his charity horse event - and what I know about horses is from reading Black BeautyPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:13 AM in Animal Jokes
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What does an eagle taste like?
Just ask the nature hiker ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:20 PM in Animal Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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The mugging of the sloth
But who would mug a sloth, anyway?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:05 AM in Animal Jokes
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memo to the family dogs
memo to the family dogs - truly funny, especially for dog loversPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:38 AM in Animal Jokes
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Heart transplant from a sheep?
The negative side to a heart transplant from a sheep is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:54 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Ask each breed of dog, and get a different answer ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:00 AM in Animal Jokes
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The thief, the turkey and the priest
the thief, overcome with guilt over stealing the turkey to feed his family, tries to set things right -- with help from the priestPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:07 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Dog’s Letters to God
If a dog *could* send letters to God, what would they say?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:23 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Friday, April 13, 2007
The magician and the parrot
Don't you hate it when someone tries to expose a magician's tricks?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:07 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat quotes
Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Funny quotes
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