Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Organic farming for the clueless
Don't count your horse eggs before they're hatched ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:17 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Letter from the Environmental Protection Agency
I know that the government is trying to regulate every aspect of our lives, but now they're expanding to other species?Posted by traymond on 04/27 at 10:24 PM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The mugging of the sloth
But who would mug a sloth, anyway?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 09:05 AM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
5 wet apes and company policy
I always *wondered* how company policy got startedPosted by traymond on 07/31 at 05:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The AWOL sailor’s punishment
Actually, this is a build-up to a truly atrocious pun -- must reading!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:30 PM in Animal Jokes, Military Jokes
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Dead pet bunny in your dog’s mouth
What not to do with the neighbor's dead bunny, when you find it in your dog's mouthPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:24 AM in Animal Jokes
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What does an eagle taste like?
Just ask the nature hiker ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:20 PM in Animal Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Heart transplant from a sheep?
The negative side to a heart transplant from a sheep is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:54 AM in Animal Jokes, Doctor jokes
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memo to the family dogs
memo to the family dogs - truly funny, especially for dog loversPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 07:38 AM in Animal Jokes
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The thief, the turkey and the priest
the thief, overcome with guilt over stealing the turkey to feed his family, tries to set things right -- with help from the priestPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:07 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Scratch my horse, please
A true story - helping my friend John run his charity horse event - and what I know about horses is from reading Black BeautyPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:13 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat quotes
Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Funny quotes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Dog’s Letters to God
If a dog *could* send letters to God, what would they say?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:23 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The magician and the parrot
Don't you hate it when someone tries to expose a magician's tricks?Posted by traymond on 07/13 at 08:51 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Ask each breed of dog, and get a different answer ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 06:00 AM in Animal Jokes
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