Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Was the dog depressed?
Could there *be* a worse beginning to a first date?Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:22 PM in Animal Jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
When Cats Date
And you thought that *your* girlfriend was demanding ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 03:48 PM in Animal Jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose
A cute joke from the old "Red Skelton Show"Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 03:41 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The baby turtle attempts to fly
When should they tell the baby turtle the truth?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:37 PM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
How did you know?
Nobody likes a squealer ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Hearing ‘The Three Little Pigs’ for the first time
A very funny joke, especially for those of us with small children!Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:57 PM in Animal Jokes, Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Is the dog dead?
An atrocious pun ... not to worry, no dogs were harmed in the making of this joke.Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 09:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The little boy’s pet cat died
An absolutely hilarious look into how a child's mind thinks ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:51 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Friday, August 24, 2007
No-win situation
You would think that, for a farmer, deciding what to feed your pigs would be easy. And you would be wrong ...Posted by traymond on 08/24 at 04:52 AM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Farmer Kellog’s Ram
A truly atrocious pun ... especially if you remember a certain jingle for a certain breakfast cereal ...Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 04:36 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Phony Express
This explains why the Post Office is so slow at delivering mail ...Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:43 AM in Animal Jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
The newlywed wife cooks her first meal
Of course, the husband *tries* to comfort his wife ... if only he hadn't said that last thing, it would have worked, too.Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:07 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Animal Jokes
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Friday, April 13, 2007
The vultures and the luggage
Redefining the meaning of 'carry on' luggagePosted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Friday, September 04, 2009
Heathcliffe the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
One of Red Skelton's favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliffe and Gertrude - Heathcliffe wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork ... but why?Posted by traymond on 09/04 at 08:24 PM in Animal Jokes, Red Skelton jokes
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
Animal riddles
Silly riddles about animals -- my children like thesePosted by traymond on 04/10 at 07:34 PM in Animal Jokes, Kids jokes
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