Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Friday, April 13, 2007
The vultures and the luggage
Redefining the meaning of 'carry on' luggagePosted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:15 AM in Animal Jokes, Airplane jokes
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Three Bears pun
Despite what you may think, this punny joke is *not* about the children's storyPosted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:21 AM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
What to do about a dead rabbit
*Most* people would just drive away after running over a rabbit ...Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:06 AM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Short bee jokes
One-liner bee punsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:22 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Advice from a cow
"I've never seen a talking cow, I never hope to see one ..."Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 05:38 PM in Animal Jokes
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Friday, April 03, 2009
Playing the piano
It's not often that an elephant walks in while you're playing the piano ...Posted by traymond on 04/03 at 10:02 PM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
The singing fish
Yes, it's a joke about a singing fish ... that leads up to a truly atrocious pun! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:21 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Stay!
Reminds me of the story of the man who named his dog, 'Stay' ... but your car?Posted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:30 AM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Buying a horse
There's a warning about knowing what you're buying in here ... somewherePosted by traymond on 09/10 at 09:26 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Purebred Police Dog for Sale
You have to be careful when purchasing a pet through the classified adsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:19 PM in Animal Jokes
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Friday, April 13, 2007
It’s wonderful what some insects can do
How much can an insect lift, anyway?Posted by traymond on 04/13 at 07:04 AM in Animal Jokes
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Friday, February 13, 2009
Funny cat pictures
A montage of various funny pictures (primarily of cats, with an occasional dog and 1 bear thrown in for good measure) with a soundtrack. Several are actually laugh out loud funny - my favorite is 'cat mother-in-law does not approve' - I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!Posted by traymond on 02/13 at 05:38 AM in Animal Jokes, Funny Videos
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
Mosquito knock-knock jokes
From the lips of my children come this series of knock-knock jokes with a mosquito themePosted by traymond on 10/21 at 08:53 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat Haikus
Haikus, as if written by your cat -- no, not just Siamese, all cats!Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:18 PM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Naming your pets
I really can't complain about the names this fellow gave his pets ... I named my dog 'gone' and my kitten 'kaboodle'Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 06:33 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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