Animal Jokes
Jokes dealing with all sorts of animals
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Dog at the movies
Some people do *too much* with their petsPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:35 AM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Are You A Cat-a-Holic?”
A simple test to see if you are committed to your cat, or if you *should* be committed ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 06:17 PM in Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Dog accents
It's well-known that people from different areas of the world have different accents -- but dogs from around the world?Posted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:50 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Dancing Duck
So, how *do* you train a duck to dance, anyway?Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 03:47 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
The birth of the calf
Not exactly James Herriot, but very funny! Especially if you're a parent ...Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:30 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Animal Jokes
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Can my dog stay in the motel room with me?
A very funny, and very good, joke about staying in a motel ... which seems all the funnier since I'm staying in a motel room as I'm typing thisPosted by traymond on 08/21 at 07:04 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat!
But do cats celebrate birthdays?Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:16 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The old, tired dog
What is the secret to the old, tired dog that visits every afternoon?Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:32 PM in Animal Jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Duck wants Lip Balm
A truly atrocious pun ... which is the best kind!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:36 AM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
The chaplain’s pet kitten
*See* what happens when you bend the rules?Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:32 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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The dogs of Munich
An atrocious pun ... and to think they made a musical out of this!Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:48 PM in Animal Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The baby camel asks questions
And you think that *your* child keeps asking questions ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:32 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
A Dog’s Diary
The other kind of 'Dog Day Afternoon' -- see a day from your dog's perspectivePosted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:30 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, July 21, 2008
Church and deer hunting season
Be careful what you pray for ...Posted by traymond on 07/21 at 07:09 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Termite Problems
This man isn't cheap about his termite infestation ... he's 'frugal' :)Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:04 PM in Animal Jokes, Work Jokes
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