Car Jokes
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
And the funny part is, we would all think that these things were perfectly normal ...Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:20 PM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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Billy Graham as his Chauffeur
An old joke, with an old punchline, producing the same old laughs! Who would have Billy Graham as his chauffeur, anyway?Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:57 PM in Church and God jokes, Car Jokes
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Defining a red traffic light
A simple, yet oh-so-true definition of a red lightPosted by traymond on 05/01 at 08:00 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The speeding ticket (or, how to avoid a speeding ticket)
Please understand, I *don't* recommend that you do this to avoid a speeding ticket - it's a *joke* after all - but a very, very *funny* joke - I love the punchlinePosted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:39 AM in Car Jokes
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Witty bumper sticker sayings
A collection of sayings from bumper stickers ... several of which remind me of my father ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 03:55 PM in Car Jokes
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His wife called to say the car was flooded
What happened when his wife called to say the car was floodedPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:38 AM in Car Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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The drawback with electric cars
Many people enjoy the advantages of electrical cars, looking forward to reducing pollution - but there is a drawback.Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:23 AM in Car Jokes
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Forgive us our trespasses
There's no forgiveness from the parking meter police ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:34 AM in Church and God jokes, Car Jokes
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Driving the speed limit
Can allergies explain exceeding the speed limit?Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 08:05 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
My daughter is having trouble learning to drive
Actually, more than a *little* ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:48 AM in Car Jokes, Kids jokes
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The hitchhiker and the cigarette
The motorist offers the hitchhiker a cigarette, and that's when the trouble beginsPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:27 AM in Car Jokes
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The taxi in Chicago
What do you do when you hail a cab, and a pushy person jumps in before you? This is a wonderful solution.Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:42 AM in Car Jokes
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
How to conserve millions of gallons of gas
Frankly, there's a simple solution to conserving all of the gas that we need -- it's amazing that nobody has thought of it before ...Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 08:09 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
You don’t have a taillight
The police officer pulls the man offer to tell him that he's missing a taillight -- but he's missing a whole lot more than that!Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 05:09 AM in Car Jokes
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If Cars Were Like Computers
What if cars really were like computers? You'd have a helpline to assist in solving problems as they came up... Now just imagine if the same people that answer the phones at Microsoft had to answer the General Motors helpline...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:48 AM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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