Car Jokes
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Problem with parallel parking
The young lady's problem with parallel parkingPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:59 AM in Car Jokes
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Why are the parking spots wrong?
Did you ever notice -- not Andy Rooney -- but parking spots?Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 05:04 AM in Car Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Pulled out of the ditch
I know of someone with a Hummer who pulls people out of ditches, purely for fun ... not for profit! A very funny joke, with a good setup.Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:26 PM in Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The Baptist Church parking lot
A creative solution to unwanted parked cars in the church parking lotPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 10:06 AM in Church and God jokes, Car Jokes
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The car mechanic and the heart surgeon
What is the difference between a car mechanic and a heart surgeon?Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 10:12 AM in Car Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
Unfortunately, I've seen way too many people following these rules ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:50 AM in Car Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Woman Drivers
A very funny story about the bias against woman drivers ... by one type of male driver, at least!Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:01 PM in Car Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
The stalled car and the stuck horn
How the young lady handles the man leaning on his horn when her car stalls in traffic.Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 07:18 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Motorists definition of a split second
Motorists definition of a split secondPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:56 AM in Car Jokes
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Where did we park the car?
a true-life joke, based on my 9-year-old daughter Patricia's 'help' in finding our car in a crowded parking lotPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 03:49 PM in Car Jokes
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Cow for sale
As the car saleman says, "Now we're talking extras."Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 08:39 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Monday, December 01, 2008
She don’t know a thing about cars …
Everyone thinks they're an expert on cars ... when your car's the one broken down, at least.Posted by traymond on 12/01 at 08:52 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Help changing a flat tire
Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?Posted by traymond on 11/29 at 08:43 PM in Car Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Car in reserved parking space
A punny way to deal with someone who's in *your* parking space!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:37 AM in Car Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
How did you know?
Nobody likes a squealer ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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