Car Jokes
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
If Cars Were Like Computers
What if cars really were like computers? You'd have a helpline to assist in solving problems as they came up... Now just imagine if the same people that answer the phones at Microsoft had to answer the General Motors helpline...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:48 AM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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Problem with parallel parking
The young lady's problem with parallel parkingPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:59 AM in Car Jokes
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Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
Unfortunately, I've seen way too many people following these rules ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:50 AM in Car Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Pulled out of the ditch
I know of someone with a Hummer who pulls people out of ditches, purely for fun ... not for profit! A very funny joke, with a good setup.Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:26 PM in Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The Baptist Church parking lot
A creative solution to unwanted parked cars in the church parking lotPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 10:06 AM in Church and God jokes, Car Jokes
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The car mechanic and the heart surgeon
What is the difference between a car mechanic and a heart surgeon?Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 10:12 AM in Car Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Woman Drivers
A very funny story about the bias against woman drivers ... by one type of male driver, at least!Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:01 PM in Car Jokes
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Motorists definition of a split second
Motorists definition of a split secondPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:56 AM in Car Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
The stalled car and the stuck horn
How the young lady handles the man leaning on his horn when her car stalls in traffic.Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 07:18 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Where did we park the car?
a true-life joke, based on my 9-year-old daughter Patricia's 'help' in finding our car in a crowded parking lotPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 03:49 PM in Car Jokes
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Cow for sale
As the car saleman says, "Now we're talking extras."Posted by traymond on 09/10 at 08:39 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Monday, December 01, 2008
She don’t know a thing about cars …
Everyone thinks they're an expert on cars ... when your car's the one broken down, at least.Posted by traymond on 12/01 at 08:52 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The high price of gasoline
The high price of gasoline ... compared to what?Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 03:23 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Car in reserved parking space
A punny way to deal with someone who's in *your* parking space!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:37 AM in Car Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
How did you know?
Nobody likes a squealer ...Posted by traymond on 09/18 at 05:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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