Car Jokes
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Last minute Christmas shopping suggestions for the automotive minded
Now, these wouldn't appeal to me ... but to my mechanic friend Lance, they're priceless!Posted by traymond on 12/18 at 10:27 PM in Car Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
When car repair isn’t minor
When are car repairs not minor? The answer is obvious ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 05:02 AM in Car Jokes
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Help changing a flat tire
Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?Posted by traymond on 11/29 at 08:43 PM in Car Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The clown with the dented car
Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:09 PM in Car Jokes, Clown jokes
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Stay!
Reminds me of the story of the man who named his dog, 'Stay' ... but your car?Posted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:30 AM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
What to do about a dead rabbit
*Most* people would just drive away after running over a rabbit ...Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:06 AM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Rookie police officer in Alabama
Why does the police sergeant care about time zones?Posted by traymond on 01/25 at 05:16 AM in Car Jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, July 07, 2008
Minibike at the gas station
Of course, with today's gasoline prices, the minibike is starting to look pretty good ...Posted by traymond on 07/07 at 06:32 PM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The stalled car and the stuck horn
How the young lady handles the man leaning on his horn when her car stalls in traffic.Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 03:43 PM in Car Jokes
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Friday, August 14, 2009
Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Red Skelton tells a 'women driver' joke about his wife ... and the poor pedestrian!Posted by traymond on 08/14 at 10:07 PM in Car Jokes, Red Skelton jokes
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Funny Accident Reports
I'm sure that the accident wasn't funny, but the reasons that these people gave for it them are hilarious!Posted by traymond on 10/23 at 04:55 PM in Car Jokes
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