Celebrity Jokes
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
10 Things You Learn About Americans From ‘BayWatch’
It's a very sad commentary that foreigners might learn these 'truths' about Americans from watching 'Baywatch'Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 07:50 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Chuck Norris one-line jokes
Some *very* funny one-liner jokes about Chuck Norris,Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 04:56 AM in Celebrity Jokes
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris jokes - 'facts' about Chuck Norris, such as: Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 08:06 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Bob knows everybody
Do you know one of those annoying people who claims that they know everyone? What if it was true?Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 08:02 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Doctor jokes, Kids jokes
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Bill Clinton dreams of the gates of Heaven
So, what will happen when Bill Clinton approaches the heavenly gates?Posted by traymond on 05/08 at 07:58 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The embarassing dinner party
Sometimes, when planning an elegant dinner party, you plan everything down to the smallest detail -- only to leave out one, embarrassing detail. A true anecdote about Ronald Reagan and Jane WymanPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:35 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Mozart Or Bach?
Of course, we all *know* what Arnold Schwarzenegger will choose ...Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 05:16 PM in Celebrity Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill
George Bernard Shaw was well known for having a biting sense of humor -- but Sir Winston Churchill had a sharp reply ...Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:05 AM in Celebrity Jokes
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Picking tobacco on Inauguration day
Calvin Coolidge's anecdote about what his son was doing when he was inaugurated PresidentPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:27 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Quote from Mark Twain on his father’s growth
As a father of teenagers, it gives me a ray of hope ...Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 03:35 AM in Age Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Paris Hilton and the dog sweater
For the ultra-rich, I suppose there *is* a down-side to buying things for your pets ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:11 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Hillary Clinton and the Fortune Teller
What shocking news does the fortune teller have for Hillary Clinton?Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 04:31 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
George Carlin Quotes
A collection of one-line jokes from George CarlinPosted by traymond on 05/09 at 06:01 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Puns
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The hen lays, or the hen lies?
Someone asked Calvin Coolidge if, where he came from, people say that a hen lays an egg, or the hen lies an egg - the exciting answer!Posted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:40 AM in Animal Jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Which team were you playing on?
A rather old, yet timeless, joke about John BarrymorePosted by traymond on 05/09 at 05:51 AM in Celebrity Jokes, Sports jokes
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