Christmas Jokes
Saturday, May 05, 2007
The Month After Christmas
'Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) - well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays ...Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:27 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMsPosted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:34 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Revised Tale of Bethlehem
A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement. This could be used as a clown skit nearly verbatimPosted by traymond on 06/04 at 06:33 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versesPosted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:48 PM in Christmas Jokes
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A Child’s Christmas Prayer
A wonderful Christmas poem - a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone!Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:11 PM in Christmas Jokes
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12 Days of Christmas Memo | North Pole | Santa Claus
I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:58 PM in Christmas Jokes
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A Christmas Poem
A very funny poem, with a twist endingPosted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:16 PM in Christmas Jokes
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‘Twas the Night Before Implementation
Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:52 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
A Christmas Poem For Mom
Cute, funny poem for your mother ... have you called her lately?Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:22 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day)
Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 03:49 AM in Fathers Day jokes, Christmas Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus
So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus?Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 04:32 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Gift Wrap
Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:57 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Christmas thank-you notes
A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this yearPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:32 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Parent’s Night Before Christmas
Ask any parent, and they'll tell you that the three words they dread most before Christmas (or a child's birthday) are 'some assembly required)Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:25 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms
Another parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it's truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom!Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:30 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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