Christmas Jokes

Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Month After Christmas

'Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) - well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:27 AM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Monday, June 04, 2007

Revised Tale of Bethlehem

A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement. This could be used as a clown skit nearly verbatim

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Posted by traymond on 06/04 at 06:33 AM in Church and God jokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs

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Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:34 PM in Christmas Jokes
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses

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Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:48 PM in Christmas Jokes
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A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A wonderful Christmas poem - a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:11 PM in Christmas Jokes
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12 Days of Christmas Memo | North Pole | Santa Claus

I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?

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Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 07:58 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day)

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.

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Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 03:49 AM in Fathers Day jokesChristmas JokesMarriage Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

A Christmas Poem

A very funny poem, with a twist ending

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus?

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Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 04:32 PM in Boyfriend JokesChristmas JokesGirlfriend JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

A Christmas Poem For Mom

Cute, funny poem for your mother ... have you called her lately?

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:22 PM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Gift Wrap

Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:57 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesChurch and God jokesChristmas JokesMarriage Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

‘Twas the Night Before Implementation

Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!

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Saturday, June 02, 2007

One line Christmas Jokes

one-liner Christmas jokes and puns - enjoy!

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Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 09:26 PM in Christmas JokesPuns
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas

A very touching version of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night.

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Zoo Keeper

A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy

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Posted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:40 PM in Animal JokesChristmas JokesPuns
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