Christmas Jokes
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Twas the Night Before Xmas - Dieter’s Version
Another variation on Clement Moore's poem, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- this time, told from the perspective of someone on a diet :)Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 05:15 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Which Virgin?
Proof once again that kids say the cutest things ... and proof that Sunday School teachers need to enunciate!Posted by traymond on 12/17 at 06:02 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Twas the night before Chanukah…
Is Santa Claus Jewish? Hey, if I can believe in flying reindeer ... and after all, Jesus was Jewish!Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 07:16 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Monday, December 29, 2008
The Red Wagon
A funny, and cute, joke about the power of prayer ... and how a promise is a promise!Posted by traymond on 12/29 at 10:56 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Rudolph the Reindeer gets even
Not exactly the attitude I'd expect from one of Santa's reindeer, though ...Posted by traymond on 12/13 at 05:57 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Friday, December 12, 2008
You might be a Scrooge if …
Do you have the Christmas spirit, or do you make Ebenezer Scrooge look like a spendthrift?Posted by traymond on 12/12 at 05:45 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
An Unorthodox Chanukah Quiz
Funny yet educational (in a painless way) Hanukkah quiz.Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 06:38 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Electric guitar for Christmas
This reminds me of when my sister-in-law bought my daughter an electronic drum set for Christmas ... and to think that I used to like her :)Posted by traymond on 12/23 at 09:26 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Monday, December 08, 2008
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
A politically incorrect, very funny list of ... updated ... Christmas Carols for those who are psychiatric. Adrian Monk would LOL ... out loud.Posted by traymond on 12/08 at 05:49 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Lost Purse
It's good to see that there's an honest person to return the purse ... and with healthy capitalist spirit, as well.Posted by traymond on 12/24 at 09:31 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
‘Twas Assembly Before Christmas
A parody of Clement Moore's famous poem, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - only, with the phrase that all men fear - 'some assembly required'.Posted by traymond on 12/28 at 09:49 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
A Christmas wish for my mother
Apparently, the young lady asks Santa for the gift that keeps on giving :)Posted by traymond on 12/23 at 08:32 AM in Christmas Jokes
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