Christmas Jokes
Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Zoo Keeper
A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoyPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavorPosted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:28 PM in Doctor jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
An Attorney’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Imagine 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a lawyer ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:10 AM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
One of those 'All I need to know about life ...' - funny! My favorite line is 'It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.'Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 09:10 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms
Another parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it's truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom!Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:30 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Do you know what the Nativity Set is?
A very funny answer to the question - reminding me of Gracie AllenPosted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:23 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Little Christmas Poem
A little 4-line poem about Christmas shopping ... and how Americans pay for it!Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:22 PM in Christmas Jokes
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A Parent’s Night Before Christmas
Ask any parent, and they'll tell you that the three words they dread most before Christmas (or a child's birthday) are 'some assembly required)Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:25 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See
A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as 'Humility, and How I Achieved It' by I.M. Fabulous -- only with a Christmas themePosted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:42 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas
Parents Night Before Christmas - another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, 'some assembly required'Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:30 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Is this my Christmas Present?
A truly atrocious, groaner pun - hope you enjoy it too!Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:04 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
Frankly, I always *suspected* that this is how they made fruitcake ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:57 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Meretricious!
An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac AsimovPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Santa Claus Pun
A pun that's truly atrocious - a 'groaner' as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well.Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:39 PM in Christmas Jokes
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