Christmas Jokes
Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Zoo Keeper
A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoyPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Christmas thank-you notes
A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this yearPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:32 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Little Christmas Poem
A little 4-line poem about Christmas shopping ... and how Americans pay for it!Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:22 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Do you know what the Nativity Set is?
A very funny answer to the question - reminding me of Gracie AllenPosted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:23 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms
Another parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it's truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom!Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:30 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
One of those 'All I need to know about life ...' - funny! My favorite line is 'It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.'Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 09:10 PM in Christmas Jokes
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas
Parents Night Before Christmas - another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, 'some assembly required'Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:30 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Merry Christmas knock-knock jokesPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:03 AM in Christmas Jokes
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An Attorney’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Imagine 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a lawyer ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:10 AM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See
A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as 'Humility, and How I Achieved It' by I.M. Fabulous -- only with a Christmas themePosted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:42 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Parent’s Night Before Christmas
Ask any parent, and they'll tell you that the three words they dread most before Christmas (or a child's birthday) are 'some assembly required)Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:25 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
Frankly, I always *suspected* that this is how they made fruitcake ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:57 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Merry Christmas, My Friend
This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Military Jokes
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Is this my Christmas Present?
A truly atrocious, groaner pun - hope you enjoy it too!Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:04 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Away In A Manger?
A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in BethlehemPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:17 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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