Christmas Jokes
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Meretricious!
An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac AsimovPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake
Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Friday, June 01, 2007
Funny Christmas quotes
My favorite is, 'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.' -- Shirley TemplePosted by traymond on 06/01 at 06:45 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
A Santa Claus Pun
A pun that's truly atrocious - a 'groaner' as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well.Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 08:39 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
One line Animal Christmas Jokes
A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as 'Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!'Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 09:16 PM in Christmas Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Christmas card oops!
This makes me reconsider sending gift cards for Christmas ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:37 PM in Age Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Mistletoe At The Airport
Mistletoe at the airport - why *does* the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 09:06 PM in Airplane jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Buying a Barbie Doll?
Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:37 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Company Christmas Party
Just possibly, this 'inclusiveness' and 'diversity' has gone too far - witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas partyPosted by traymond on 04/24 at 09:37 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Christmas Jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
dog rules for Christmastime
A list of simple rules for the dogs out there, on how to behave during your humans’ Christmas seasonPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:07 AM in Animal Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
A funny joke, with a punchline that every pastor has already heard at some time or anotherPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 07:30 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas
A Lawyer's Night Before Christmas - with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyerPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:14 PM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Early Christmas shopping
How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out ...Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
‘Twas the night before Christmas—for the politically incorrect
'Twas the night before Christmas -- for the politically incorrectPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:20 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The son figures it out
What does the 7-year-old son figure out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy have in common?Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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