Christmas Jokes
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Christmas card oops!
This makes me reconsider sending gift cards for Christmas ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 07:37 PM in Age Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Away In A Manger?
A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in BethlehemPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:17 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Mistletoe At The Airport
Mistletoe at the airport - why *does* the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 09:06 PM in Airplane jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Merry Christmas, My Friend
This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Buying a Barbie Doll?
Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:37 AM in Christmas Jokes, Puns
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Merry Christmas knock-knock jokesPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:03 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
A funny joke, with a punchline that every pastor has already heard at some time or anotherPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 07:30 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Company Christmas Party
Just possibly, this 'inclusiveness' and 'diversity' has gone too far - witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas partyPosted by traymond on 04/24 at 09:37 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Christmas Jokes, Work Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake
Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Song Lyrics
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
‘Twas the night before Christmas—for the politically incorrect
'Twas the night before Christmas -- for the politically incorrectPosted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:20 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Early Christmas shopping
How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out ...Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Friday, June 01, 2007
Funny Christmas quotes
My favorite is, 'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.' -- Shirley TemplePosted by traymond on 06/01 at 06:45 AM in Christmas Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The son figures it out
What does the 7-year-old son figure out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy have in common?Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Friday, June 01, 2007
How Jesus Escaped to Egypt
Definitely one of those moments where a child visualizes a scripture passage ... *differently* from adultsPosted by traymond on 06/01 at 08:26 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman
If you've ever thought of getting your wife a new vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present, then you *need* to read this list -- learn and live!Posted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:35 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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