Church and God jokes
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
God, the Red Sea, Pharaoh’s army and the modern skeptic
A very funny, laugh-out-loud joke, that has a wonderful punch line that's both hilarious and hard-hitting. I literally laughed out loud the first time I read it, and I hope that you do too.Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 09:13 PM in Church and God jokes, School Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
A funny joke, with a punchline that every pastor has already heard at some time or anotherPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 07:30 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Hillary’s Deal With the Devil
What if Hillary Clinton made a deal with the devil? ...Posted by traymond on 05/10 at 04:48 PM in Church and God jokes, Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Elijah and the Prophets of Baal
A funny (and cute) anecdote about a Sunday School teacher, talking about Elijah and the prophets of BaalPosted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:46 AM in Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Friday, June 01, 2007
How Jesus Escaped to Egypt
Definitely one of those moments where a child visualizes a scripture passage ... *differently* from adultsPosted by traymond on 06/01 at 08:26 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes, Kids jokes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
President Bush’s Church
What happens when somebody calls the church that President George W. Bush attendsPosted by traymond on 10/31 at 08:25 PM in Church and God jokes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The Baptist Church parking lot
A creative solution to unwanted parked cars in the church parking lotPosted by traymond on 05/02 at 10:06 AM in Church and God jokes, Car Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Palm Sunday
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:07 AM in Church and God jokes, Easter jokes, Kids jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The thief, the turkey and the priest
the thief, overcome with guilt over stealing the turkey to feed his family, tries to set things right -- with help from the priestPosted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:07 PM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Dog’s Letters to God
If a dog *could* send letters to God, what would they say?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 11:23 AM in Animal Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Why Jesus is better than Santa Claus
A cute, funny, and *true* listing of why Jesus is better than Santa ClausPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 07:14 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Monday, May 07, 2007
Thou prepare a table before me
Frankly, it makes me wonder if the little girl isn't a minister's daughter ...Posted by traymond on 05/07 at 04:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
What happened to the bird?
Did you ever notice than answering a child's question always invites more questions? And that they *don't* think like adults, at all.Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 01:06 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The pastor’s little girl gets sick
It *is* the pastor's job to visit the sick, after allPosted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:37 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Remebering Why Christmas Is Celebrated
A very poignant joke about what, and Who, Christmas is *supposed* to be aboutPosted by traymond on 06/04 at 06:28 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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