Clown jokes
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Those crafty elephants! The answer to the riddle revealed.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Betting on the man jumping off a ledge
But is it a fair bet?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 01:07 PM in Clown jokes
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Do you really love me?
What happened when the girl clown asked the boy clown, 'Do you really love me?'Posted by traymond on 06/13 at 12:01 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Clown jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree
Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 09:11 PM in Clown jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Monday, October 22, 2007
Abbott and Costello in the 21st Century
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became famous for their well-known "Who's on First?" routine -- if they were alive today, the routine might focus on Microsoft Windows instead ....Posted by traymond on 10/22 at 06:19 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Clown jokes, Computer jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
50 people swindled!
Look out for that newsboy ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:17 PM in Clown jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Whose dog is smarter?
Hard to argue with the winning response ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:06 AM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The clown and the parachute instructor
One of many reasons why clowns shouldn't be allowed to jump out of airplanesPosted by traymond on 03/25 at 09:46 PM in Clown jokes, Sports jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose
A cute joke from the old "Red Skelton Show"Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 03:41 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The Clown and the Jigsaw Puzzle
How hard can a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger be?Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 08:33 AM in Clown jokes
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The clown with the dented car
Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:09 PM in Car Jokes, Clown jokes
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Three clowns and the tracks in the forest
Sometimes, it's better not to argue ... or at least to find a safer place to discuss things.Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:01 PM in Clown jokes
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The clown and the jigsaw puzzle
Funny how the puzzle box didn't say '3 years' or anything similar ...Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:04 PM in Clown jokes
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You’ve got mail?
The tribulation's of a clown and his mailbox ...Posted by traymond on 02/17 at 06:06 PM in Clown jokes, Computer jokes
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
The Grumbling Clown
A very old joke (1786, in fact!) with a very funny punchline - and a point about grumbling, to bootPosted by traymond on 05/24 at 08:13 PM in Clown jokes
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