Computer jokes
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
And the funny part is, we would all think that these things were perfectly normal ...Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 07:20 PM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning
Odd how my wife complains about this ...Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 08:08 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Computer jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet
a true story - a question asked by my son, JackPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:34 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Computer jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Computer gender
Well, since ships are female (referred to as 'she' or 'her'), are computers male or female?Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:32 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Computer jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
‘Out Of Office’ Email Auto Replies
Some of the more annoying 'out of office' automated email repliesPosted by traymond on 10/11 at 09:17 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Do It Yourself
Actually, *this* is the reason that I don't do things myself. At least, it's the reason that I give my wife ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:26 PM in Computer jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Resignation letter from a systems administrator
The kind of resignation letter that we can only dream of sending ... but hilarious to read!Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 11:01 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Computer jokes
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Star Trek:The Next Generation meets Microsoft Windows
What does Captain Picard and the Borg have to do with Microsoft Windows?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 05:06 PM in Computer jokes, Lawyer jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
If Cars Were Like Computers
What if cars really were like computers? You'd have a helpline to assist in solving problems as they came up... Now just imagine if the same people that answer the phones at Microsoft had to answer the General Motors helpline...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 08:48 AM in Car Jokes, Computer jokes
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Why you shouldn’t respond to chain messages. . .
Posted by traymond on 10/11 at 08:41 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, October 22, 2007
Abbott and Costello in the 21st Century
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became famous for their well-known "Who's on First?" routine -- if they were alive today, the routine might focus on Microsoft Windows instead ....Posted by traymond on 10/22 at 06:19 PM in Celebrity Jokes, Clown jokes, Computer jokes
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Jed,
Song parody on the theme song to 'The Beverly Hillbillies' -- what if Jed Clampett were a computer programmer?Posted by traymond on 11/12 at 07:44 PM in Computer jokes, Song Lyrics
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Computer skills of a nine year old
The computer skills of a computer programmer versus those of a nine year old ... it's no contest!Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 04:38 PM in Computer jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, October 22, 2007
A day in the life of computer help desk support
And yes, having worked at computer help desk support, people really *do* ask these questionsPosted by traymond on 10/22 at 07:05 PM in Computer jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin?
It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:01 PM in Computer jokes, Christmas Jokes
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