Computer jokes
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Too hard for ask.com?
Some things the search engines just can't help with ...Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 05:38 PM in Age Jokes, Computer jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Microsoft Buys Christmas
So, what would happen if Microsoft were to attempt to purchase the Christmas holiday?Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:48 PM in Computer jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
IT Help Form
Some System Administrators (sysadmins) that I know would actually like to use these forms ...Posted by traymond on 10/25 at 08:02 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Bill Gates, Heaven, and the captain of the Titanic
I'm not a fan of Microsoft Windows ... and the punchline of this joke proves why!Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 05:46 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Computer Acronyms
Computer acronyms, and what they really meanPosted by traymond on 11/12 at 07:32 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Fairy Tales And Technology
If you think technology has changed the work world, just take a look at what's happening in never-never land. A recent update reports that today:Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 03:50 PM in Computer jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, October 18, 2007
What if Moses had used a computer?
How would things have been different if Moses had used a computer, instead of stone tablets, when receiving the Ten Commandments?Posted by traymond on 10/18 at 06:40 PM in Church and God jokes, Computer jokes
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Are you addicted to the Internet?
Of course not! I can go 20, even 30 minutes without surfing the Internet!Posted by traymond on 10/18 at 07:25 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Computer Error Messages You Really Don’t want to see …
Anyone who has ever seen an error message from Microsoft Windows will appreciate this -- my favorite, 'Press any key to continue or any other key to quit'Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 04:54 PM in Computer jokes
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You know you’re living in the future when …
Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:23 PM in Age Jokes, Computer jokes
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Computer support - please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old
Unfortunately, there are some rude help desk staff out there ...Posted by traymond on 11/12 at 07:25 PM in Computer jokes
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
Technical support - I can’t print in yellow.
Supposedly a true story from Hewlett Packard's support desk, when a customer called who couldn't print anything yellow ...Posted by traymond on 04/21 at 02:15 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Email Forwarding 12 step program
As I tell my mother, she doesn't *have* to forward those emails, no matter what the promises (or curses) are !Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 05:27 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
A list of the things that keeps Fido away from the computer (as if it isn't enough to have to share with the wife and children ... )Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 06:08 PM in Airplane jokes, Computer jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
You Know You’re an Engineer If….
The sad part is, how many of these that I have to admit to!Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 08:22 PM in Computer jokes
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