Computer jokes
Monday, October 22, 2007
A faulty power supply?
*This* is the reason that I dislike Microsoft Windows (well, among a bunch of others, actually ... ) And yes, technical support representatives get calls from 'stubborn' customers *just like this*Posted by traymond on 10/22 at 05:39 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You’ve Had Too Much Of The 21st Century If . . .
Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 04:08 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, November 05, 2007
The Net is Slow
Sung to the tune of "Let it Snow" . . . .Posted by traymond on 11/05 at 08:39 PM in Computer jokes, Song Lyrics
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Thursday, October 18, 2007
You’ve got mail!
If only people would *read the instruction manual* -- they would save themselves much time and grief when using their computerPosted by traymond on 10/18 at 07:08 PM in Computer jokes
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
The Amish Virus
One of the nastiest computer viruses ever ... or not ...Posted by traymond on 10/11 at 09:13 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The car breaks down with three engineers on board
A funny story, and a good analogy of what we put up with from our computers that we would *never* put up with from our cars!Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:25 PM in Computer jokes
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
Murphy’s Laws of Technology
Murphy's law is in full effect at all times ... *especially* when it comes to technologyPosted by traymond on 10/21 at 07:59 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Murphy’s Laws of Computing
... blessed are the pessimists, for they shall make back-ups ...Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:45 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I Know Daddy’s Password!
I actually had one of my children tell me this ... :)Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 04:04 PM in Computer jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, October 29, 2007
English computer puns
A short story with several groaner computer puns -- just the way I like them!Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 07:02 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas
A parody of 'Twas the night before Christmas -- what if Microsoft bought out Christmas?Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:37 PM in Computer jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Installing Software
All too true! Especially if you've ever read one of Microsoft's EULA (end user license agreement)Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 04:44 PM in Computer jokes
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I Love You virus
A computer virus with a sense of humor? No, but *people* can have a sense of humor about them ...Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 04:31 PM in Computer jokes
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You know you’re an Internet junkie when …
Of course, *I'm* not addicted to the Internet ... I only run 4 web sites!Posted by traymond on 11/13 at 05:30 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Intel Inside?
Actually, some folks joke that 'Intel Inside' is a warning label ...Posted by traymond on 11/12 at 07:58 PM in Computer jokes
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