Computer jokes
Monday, November 05, 2007
Playing ‘Medal of Honor’ over the Internet
Reminiscent of the old joke, 'on the Internet, nobody knows that you're a dog' -- or in this case, a ...Posted by traymond on 11/05 at 07:39 PM in Computer jokes
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Thursday, October 18, 2007
Genesis of a great writer
Always made me wonder who wrote that ...Posted by traymond on 10/18 at 07:20 PM in Computer jokes
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
Computer terms
Definitions for the computer-illiterate - funny, and true at the same time.Posted by traymond on 10/03 at 06:25 PM in Computer jokes
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
What Technical Support wants you to know
Frankly, if you did the *opposite*, the Technical Support people ecstatically happyPosted by traymond on 10/21 at 08:11 PM in Computer jokes
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Search and replace at the funeral service
Proof once again the the computer is our friend ... but it can be our enemy as well!Posted by traymond on 01/21 at 07:54 AM in Church and God jokes, Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
If Architects Had To Work Like Web Programmers
As a web programmer, I laughed out loud at this, because it's *so* true!Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 04:02 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, October 29, 2007
The Idiot’s Guide to Internet Success!
And to follow this advice on how to make money, on the Internet, you'd *have* to be an idiot!Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 05:54 PM in Computer jokes
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Is the glass half empty, or half full, or …
You've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half glass of milk next to the keyboard. A joke that computer geeks will appreciate :)Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 07:26 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, October 22, 2007
You don’t have an email address?
A lesson about self-reliance and what you can do when you have no other options ... disguised as a very funny joke!Posted by traymond on 10/22 at 05:51 PM in Computer jokes
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley
As a nerd, I shiver at this ...Posted by traymond on 10/30 at 05:40 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, November 05, 2007
Internet Axioms
Punnish comments on computers and the InternetPosted by traymond on 11/05 at 08:52 PM in Computer jokes
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Thursday, October 18, 2007
Proposed error messages for the next version of Microsoft Windows
All too true, unfortunately -- God bless Microsoft and Bill Gates.Posted by traymond on 10/18 at 07:16 PM in Computer jokes
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Out of office auto-email replies
You've received an automated email replay, when you've sent an email to someone who was out of the office for a few days, haven't you? Here's a list of them with a sense of humor!Posted by traymond on 10/26 at 05:23 PM in Computer jokes
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Internet Cleaning Day
The scary part is *how many* people would actually believe this ... please don't be one of them!Posted by traymond on 09/30 at 09:19 PM in Computer jokes
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Friday, October 02, 2009
10 things your IT guy wants you to know
I've worked with many very good system administrators (sysadmins) over the years, and they'd all agree with this!Posted by traymond on 10/02 at 04:27 AM in Computer jokes
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