Dieting jokes

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Rules for Dieting at Christmas and other Holidays

I'm not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I'm *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!

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Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:04 PM in Dieting jokesHoliday Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007

Eating fish makes you smarter

You've heard that eating fish makes you smarter? Well, here's the proof!

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Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:12 PM in Clown jokesDieting jokes
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Faster Food

Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee -- large, grande, and viente -- all of which mean 'large'

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Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:23 PM in Airplane jokesDieting jokesWork Jokes
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The Pretzel Stand

I know that the costs of business are rising, but even so ...

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Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:36 PM in Dieting jokesWork Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Stuffing the turkey

For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!

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Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:33 PM in Dieting jokesChristmas JokesThanksgiving JokesHoliday Jokes
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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

Well, it's easier to understand than the new food pyramid ...

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Posted by traymond on 12/06 at 09:48 PM in Dieting jokes
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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake

Besides *eating* them, of course ...

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Posted by traymond on 12/20 at 06:50 PM in Dieting jokesChristmas Jokes
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Friday, February 06, 2009

The worst cup of coffee ever

A cute story, with a great punchline! What grandparent *wouldn't* drink that coffee?

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Posted by traymond on 02/06 at 02:29 PM in Dieting jokesKids jokesPuns
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