Dieting jokes
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Rules for Dieting at Christmas and other Holidays
I'm not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I'm *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:04 PM in Dieting jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Eating fish makes you smarter
You've heard that eating fish makes you smarter? Well, here's the proof!Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:12 PM in Clown jokes, Dieting jokes
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Faster Food
Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee -- large, grande, and viente -- all of which mean 'large'Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:23 PM in Airplane jokes, Dieting jokes, Work Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Stuffing the turkey
For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:33 PM in Dieting jokes, Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
The Pretzel Stand
I know that the costs of business are rising, but even so ...Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:36 PM in Dieting jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, December 06, 2008
Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
Well, it's easier to understand than the new food pyramid ...Posted by traymond on 12/06 at 09:48 PM in Dieting jokes
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Saturday, December 20, 2008
Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake
Besides *eating* them, of course ...Posted by traymond on 12/20 at 06:50 PM in Dieting jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Friday, February 06, 2009
The worst cup of coffee ever
A cute story, with a great punchline! What grandparent *wouldn't* drink that coffee?Posted by traymond on 02/06 at 02:29 PM in Dieting jokes, Kids jokes, Puns
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Dieting buddy
When dieting, it's often beneficial to have a 'buddy' to diet with you, to help you in your moments of temptation ... which is why it's so crucial to pick the *right* buddy!Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 07:33 PM in Dieting jokes
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Tea or coffee?
So, my question is ... which person will tip the waiter?Posted by traymond on 05/25 at 07:42 PM in Dieting jokes
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Is it the correct time to order chocolate?
Posted by traymond on 06/16 at 09:19 PM in Dieting jokes
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