Doctor jokes
Saturday, June 30, 2007
The source of high blood pressure
This sounds vaguely like a television commercial ... at firstPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 06:51 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You should live to be 80 years old
The doctor's diagnosis does not cheer up his patient, for some reason ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 08:36 PM in Age Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
His wife is in labor
You have to forgive the father-to-be ... he's slightly preoccupiedPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 06:23 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Doctor jokes
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The alternative to anesthetic
I can't help but think of Curly Howard when I read this joke ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:15 PM in Doctor jokes
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Psychiatrist question and answer jokes
Psychiatrist jokes, in the question and answer (Q and A) format ...Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 03:51 PM in Doctor jokes
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Patient demands a heart transplant, lung transplant, cornea …
Why on Earth does anyone think that he needs all of these transplants?Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 03:30 PM in Doctor jokes
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Resusci-Annie
A very funny anecdote about taking a CPR course with a Resusci-Annie doll ...Posted by traymond on 11/19 at 05:55 PM in Doctor jokes, School Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
You Know You’ve Joined a Redneck HMO if:
(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:08 PM in Doctor jokes
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The doctor’s prescription is hard to read …
I've often heard that a doctor's prescription can be hard to read, but *this* is ridiculous!Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 03:40 PM in Doctor jokes
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The baby is born at home
Hopefully, this little girl doesn't grow up to become a doctorPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 08:25 PM in Doctor jokes, Kids jokes
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Sunday, January 03, 2010
Funny quotes about doctors
Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.Posted by traymond on 01/03 at 08:45 AM in Doctor jokes, Funny quotes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The milk bath
The diagnosis for dry skin is quite simple ... taking a milk bath. However, it appears that the patient is also quite simple.Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 08:42 AM in Doctor jokes
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
The lawyer, the golfer, the doctor
So, does yelling 'fore' actually protect you when golfing?Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 07:27 PM in Doctor jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Sunday, February 07, 2010
Rodney Dangerfield gets a second opinion
A funny variation on the 'second opinion' joke by comedian Rodney Dangerfield.Posted by traymond on 02/07 at 05:51 PM in Doctor jokes, Funny quotes
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Friday, December 05, 2008
No rest for the weary
Can't a doctor *ever* turn that thing off?Posted by traymond on 12/05 at 09:47 PM in Doctor jokes
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