Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You know you’ve chosen the wrong airline when …
If this list describes your airline, run, don't walk, for the exitPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:47 PM in Airplane jokes
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What was the problem with the airplane?
What happens when the airplane pilot hears a funny noise?Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:45 PM in Airplane jokes
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Top Twenty Rejected Airline Advertising Slogans
I *can't* understand *why* these were rejected -- oh, wait, yes I can!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:40 PM in Airplane jokes
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The time is 7:47
Sometimes, the best puns are inadvertent onesPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Marriage Jokes
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The nervous flyer
'Whatever you do, don't complain about the engines!'Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:37 PM in Airplane jokes
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the airline pilot and the service form
How the airline pilot used those 'tell us how you liked our service' cards to make a point with his management.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:34 PM in Airplane jokes, Bureaucracy jokes
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Temper tantrum on an airplane
A wonderful cure for a young child throwing a temper tantrum on an airplane ... a pity we can't *really* do this ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:32 PM in Airplane jokes, Kids jokes
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problem with one of the airplane engines
Passenger needs to work on his math -- or his understanding of gravity.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:26 PM in Airplane jokes
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Mistletoe at the Airport
Mistletoe at the airport - why *does* the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:21 PM in Airplane jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Making Up for Lost Time
There's a right way for an airline pilot to make up for lost time, and there's a *wrong* way ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:19 PM in Airplane jokes
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Is everyone buckled in?
Normally, 'is everyone buckled in?' is something that I ask my children in the car, but it's different when an airline pilot asks ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:17 PM in Airplane jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Funny airline announcements
Very funny announcements made on various airlines - supposedly true!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:14 PM in Airplane jokes
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Flying on the first fully-automated airplane
The sort of announcement that you don't hope to hear from the on-board computer on a commercial airplane flight.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:11 PM in Airplane jokes
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comfort on your first airplane flight
Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight -- or not, depending on your perspective.Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:09 PM in Airplane jokes, Church and God jokes
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Clown flight school
A good example of why clowns should never operate airplanes or helicoptersPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:05 PM in Airplane jokes, Clown jokes
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