Farmer Jokes
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A most unusual scarecrow
Amazing that more farmers don't try this, given our abundant supply of crotchety people ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:01 PM in Farmer Jokes
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Farmers and the weather
Some slight exaggerations (i.e. whoppers) about farmers and the weather - very funny!Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:14 PM in Farmer Jokes
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The world’s most valuable bull
... meets the farmer with 10 childrenPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:22 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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The tractor in reverse
I didn't even realize that tractors could *go* in reverse ... but I don't live on a farm, eitherPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:20 PM in Farmer Jokes
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Dead Donkey Raffle
A very funny story, with a good 'gotcha' endingPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:05 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Cash cow?
So, how much *is* a calf worth?Posted by traymond on 07/31 at 04:05 AM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Organic farming for the clueless
Don't count your horse eggs before they're hatched ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:17 PM in Animal Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
Pulled out of the ditch
I know of someone with a Hummer who pulls people out of ditches, purely for fun ... not for profit! A very funny joke, with a good setup.Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 04:26 PM in Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Attempting to improve apple picking
The principle is all right, but I have a few details to work outPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 03:03 PM in Farmer Jokes
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Monday, December 01, 2008
She don’t know a thing about cars …
Everyone thinks they're an expert on cars ... when your car's the one broken down, at least.Posted by traymond on 12/01 at 08:52 PM in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes, Farmer Jokes
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Monday, June 14, 2010
Letter to the Editor on the subject of microchips
Posted by traymond on 06/14 at 09:10 PM in Farmer Jokes
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