Fathers Day jokes

Jokes pertaining to fathers, and especially Fathers Day

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

College Student writes home for money

A not-so-subtle letter home from a college student, hinting at his need for money -- and the father's not-so-subtle reply.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Father and son talk about the stork

Father tries to announce to his young son about how the new baby was brought by the stork - but the brother explains it to his older brother somewhat .. differently

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Posted by traymond on 05/29 at 08:46 PM in Fathers Day jokesKids jokes
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Father’s Day gift advertisement

Actually, this may not be a typographical error - if it's talking about another tie for Father's Day

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Posted by traymond on 05/29 at 08:53 PM in Fathers Day jokesNewspapers
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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Then came the Great Depression

As if things weren't already bad enough ...

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Monday, June 04, 2007

4th of July cookout and illegal fireworks

This is *not* the best way to avoid getting caught by the police for illegal fireworks.

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Posted by traymond on 06/04 at 05:54 AM in Fathers Day jokesIndependence Day JokesKids jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Fathers Day - from the 18th to the 21st century

How fatherhood has changed from the 1900's to the present day - and how Father's Day really hasn't changed all that much.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

The baby has my brains

Upon the birth of the baby, the father reflects that the baby has his brains. And the mother reflects ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:04 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Things Not to Say to Your Parents While at College

At least not until after you graduate ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 09:04 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesSchool Jokes
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Were you good for nothing as a child?

Not *exactly* the message that the father is trying to give to his son ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/29 at 08:29 PM in Fathers Day jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do

A list of things that women want to hear ... hey, we men *do* ask for directions! ... sometimes

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 09:13 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesBoyfriend JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Am I my own grandfather?

And I thought that *my* family tree was convoluted...

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Women and Men: How to use Drive-Up ATMs

A short list of how women and men use ATMs - not how they *should* use them, mind you ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:16 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesBoyfriend JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

His mother’s looks and his father’s brains

The boy has his mother's looks and his father's brains

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Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 04:13 AM in Fathers Day jokesSchool Jokes
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Long distance to Tokyo

Long distance to Tokyo? it sure is!

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Posted by traymond on 05/29 at 08:57 PM in Fathers Day jokesKids jokes
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Expelled from college for poor eyesight

You would think that this would violate the federal ADA law, but you would be wrong ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/30 at 04:01 AM in Fathers Day jokesSchool Jokes
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