Fathers Day jokes
Jokes pertaining to fathers, and especially Fathers Day
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
The cherry tree and the outhouse
What does George Washington's cherry tree have to do with an outhouse?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 03:18 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, February 02, 2009
The football player
A story that's more sweet than funny - it reminds me of the game that Brett Favre played on the day of his father's death in memory of his father.Posted by traymond on 02/02 at 01:19 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Sports jokes
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
The birth of the calf
Not exactly James Herriot, but very funny! Especially if you're a parent ...Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:30 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Animal Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
What is the shape of the earth?
A joke that every elementary school teacher will sympathize with ... and everyone will smile at!Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:34 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Trip to the Zoo
Thankfully, none of my trips with my father ended up like this. Well, maybe *once* ...Posted by traymond on 07/08 at 05:39 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I don’t like the looks of your wife…
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:28 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Monday, December 22, 2008
Buying Christmas gifts for men
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Posted by traymond on 12/22 at 04:19 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Friday, December 11, 2009
Quotes about women
Very funny, and all-too-often true, quotes about women, from a variety of soucresPosted by traymond on 12/11 at 08:32 PM in Fathers Day jokes
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Gift for my newlywed wife
The husband had a *good* idea about getting a gift for his new bride. The execution, however, ...Posted by traymond on 02/27 at 08:39 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Valentines Jokes
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Will his mother approve of his fiancee?
A very funny joke, all too true -- and doubtless the basis of future mother-in-law jokes!Posted by traymond on 02/15 at 06:25 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Broken lawn mower
The broken lawn mower story is proof positive that Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. Happy Valentine's Day!Posted by traymond on 02/14 at 02:58 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Need to learn how to use a computer
I need to have my wife learn how to use the computer for the same reason, but I"m not brave enough to give this reason!Posted by traymond on 02/12 at 07:32 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes
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Monday, December 07, 2009
What are you going to do when your daughter starts to date?
As the father of four daughters, I *wholeheartedly* agree with this father's answer!Posted by traymond on 12/07 at 08:25 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, January 11, 2010
Who’s winning the basketball game?
A funny father and son joke by comedian Myron CohenPosted by traymond on 01/11 at 07:16 AM in Fathers Day jokes
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Rita Rudner on labor pains
Comedienne Rita Rudner on giving birthPosted by traymond on 01/28 at 12:22 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Funny quotes
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