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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Why are the parking spots wrong?
Did you ever notice -- not Andy Rooney -- but parking spots?Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 05:04 AM in Car Jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Why aren’t you married yet?
If you're a single person who's tired of hearing the question, 'Are you married yet?', here are some snappy responses that are funny as well.Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 05:12 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Why did the chicken cross the road?
here's why!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:14 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why did the ram run off the cliff?
As my wife would say, they always blame the femalePosted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:18 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
And here I thought it was to help them swim ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:21 AM in Animal Jokes
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Those crafty elephants! The answer to the riddle revealed.Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:40 PM in Animal Jokes, Clown jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Why do you look forlorn?
I must thank my son-in-law Loren for unintentionally contributing to this jokePosted by traymond on 04/18 at 08:05 PM in Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why does the firefly glow?
But he didn't *mean* to disobey ...Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 05:37 PM in Animal Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Why doesn’t this bull have horns? | clean funny jokes
The farmer answers his cousin's question -- Why doesn't this bull have horns?Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:42 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?
Some people just don't know the most simple things ...Posted by traymond on 08/30 at 08:23 PM in Animal Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
A list of the things that keeps Fido away from the computer (as if it isn't enough to have to share with the wife and children ... )Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 06:08 PM in Airplane jokes, Computer jokes
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Thursday, May 01, 2008
Why is the little girl so blue?
What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue?Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 05:28 PM in Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Why isn’t she laughing?
Everyone *else* is laughing at the jokes, why not Julia?Posted by traymond on 04/24 at 09:34 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Work Jokes
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why it’s nice to be a dog…
The other side to the phrase, "a dog's life"Posted by traymond on 09/17 at 03:51 PM in Animal Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Why Jesus is better than Santa Claus
A cute, funny, and *true* listing of why Jesus is better than Santa ClausPosted by traymond on 06/07 at 07:14 PM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes
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