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Saturday, October 27, 2007
More witty sayings
more witty sayings, such as "If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you."Posted by traymond on 10/27 at 09:38 AM in Funny quotes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Valentines Day quotes
Famous quotations about love for Valentines DayPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 11:36 AM in Valentines Jokes, Funny quotes
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Saturday, February 09, 2008
Confucius says
The 'wisdom' of Confucius?Posted by traymond on 02/09 at 01:39 PM in Funny quotes
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Funny quotes from Groucho Marx, master of the one-liner
Funny quotes from Groucho Marx -- both from his most famous movies as one of the Marx Brothers (Duck Soup, A Day at the Races, A Night at the Opera, etc.)Posted by traymond on 11/14 at 09:48 PM in Funny quotes
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Bumper Stickers
Quotes and sayings from actual bumper stickersPosted by traymond on 10/11 at 07:47 PM in Funny quotes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Quotes about men
Funny quotes about men, husbands and boyfriends from Tim Allen, Henny Youngman, and morePosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:41 PM in Funny quotes
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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Even more witty sayings
Witty and silly sayings for your amusement!Posted by traymond on 10/11 at 08:03 PM in Funny quotes
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Quotes about politics and politicians
My favorite political quote is from Winston Churchill: Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.Posted by traymond on 10/31 at 08:29 PM in Funny quotes, Politician Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Funny T-shirt quotes
Funny quotes that, if they aren't on a t-shirt, they really should be!Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 04:17 AM in Funny quotes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Quotes about life
Posted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:36 PM in Funny quotes
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Saturday, March 01, 2008
Even more witty sayings
A variety of more one-line witticisms, such as '99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name'.Posted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:10 PM in Funny quotes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Age quotes
Funny quotes on age from Bob Hope, Mike Tyson and many morePosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:25 PM in Funny quotes
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cat quotes
Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:35 PM in Animal Jokes, Funny quotes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Quotes about children
Funny quotes about children, from Dr. Spock, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller and many othersPosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:31 PM in Funny quotes, Kids jokes
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Quotes about money
Funny quotes about money from Rita Rudner, Dorothy Parker, Paul Getty and othersPosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:46 PM in Funny quotes
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