Holiday Jokes
Saturday, April 14, 2007
History of New Years Resolutions
The sad part is how true this is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:09 PM in Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Rules for Dieting at Christmas and other Holidays
I'm not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I'm *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:04 PM in Dieting jokes, Holiday Jokes
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New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep
of course, I resolve to stop making New Year's resolutions ... oops, broke that one!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:48 AM in Holiday Jokes
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New Year’s resolution to quit smoking
It's always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy ...Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:39 AM in Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
What is Easter?
Three clowns at the gates of Heaven are asked by Saint Peter, 'What is Easter?Posted by traymond on 01/01 at 06:48 AM in Church and God jokes, Clown jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Happy Groundhog Day
Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:02 PM in Marriage Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Top New Years resolutions
Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:57 PM in Holiday Jokes
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New Year’s Dinner
The annual conflict between family and football viewing ... who wins?Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:33 AM in Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The son figures it out
What does the 7-year-old son figure out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy have in common?Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Stuffing the turkey
For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:33 PM in Dieting jokes, Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Palm Sunday
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:07 AM in Church and God jokes, Easter jokes, Kids jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Last Minute Turkey
The customer learns not to leave things to the last minute, and the butcher learns that honesty is the best policy ...Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:35 PM in Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Vacation Term Translation
Did you ever wonder what some of those ad terms about far-away vacation spots really mean? Wonder no more!Posted by traymond on 06/06 at 02:14 PM in Holiday Jokes
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
When bribing the teacher fails …
And to think, in olden days, an apple for the teacher was a sufficient bribe ...Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 06:17 PM in School Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Thank you notes
It's good to remember to send a thank you note ... *after* your visit!Posted by traymond on 07/08 at 05:33 PM in Holiday Jokes
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