Holiday Jokes
Saturday, April 14, 2007
History of New Years Resolutions
The sad part is how true this is ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:09 PM in Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Rules for Dieting at Christmas and other Holidays
I'm not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I'm *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:04 PM in Dieting jokes, Holiday Jokes
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New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep
of course, I resolve to stop making New Year's resolutions ... oops, broke that one!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:48 AM in Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
What is Easter?
Three clowns at the gates of Heaven are asked by Saint Peter, 'What is Easter?Posted by traymond on 01/01 at 06:48 AM in Church and God jokes, Clown jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
New Year’s resolution to quit smoking
It's always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy ...Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:39 AM in Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Happy Groundhog Day
Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:02 PM in Marriage Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Top New Years resolutions
Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 07:57 PM in Holiday Jokes
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New Year’s Dinner
The annual conflict between family and football viewing ... who wins?Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 06:33 AM in Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The son figures it out
What does the 7-year-old son figure out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy have in common?Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Palm Sunday
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:07 AM in Church and God jokes, Easter jokes, Kids jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Stuffing the turkey
For Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner, please learn a lesson from this poor person about how *not* to stuff the turkey!Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:33 PM in Dieting jokes, Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Last Minute Turkey
The customer learns not to leave things to the last minute, and the butcher learns that honesty is the best policy ...Posted by traymond on 12/11 at 05:35 PM in Christmas Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
When bribing the teacher fails …
And to think, in olden days, an apple for the teacher was a sufficient bribe ...Posted by traymond on 11/15 at 06:17 PM in School Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Vacation Term Translation
Did you ever wonder what some of those ad terms about far-away vacation spots really mean? Wonder no more!Posted by traymond on 06/06 at 02:14 PM in Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Thank you notes
It's good to remember to send a thank you note ... *after* your visit!Posted by traymond on 07/08 at 05:33 PM in Holiday Jokes
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