Kids jokes
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
My daughter is having trouble learning to drive
Actually, more than a *little* ...Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 09:48 AM in Car Jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Music saved my life
*This* is why your parents made you learn a musical instrument ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 06:54 PM in Age Jokes, Kids jokes, Puns
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Nursery school teacher on Independence Day/July 4th
A cute joke about a nursery school teacher, a young child, and the meaning of patriotism and the Independence Day celebrations on July 4thPosted by traymond on 06/04 at 05:40 AM in Independence Day Jokes, Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Elijah and the Prophets of Baal
A funny (and cute) anecdote about a Sunday School teacher, talking about Elijah and the prophets of BaalPosted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:46 AM in Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Time management for school assignments
What's funny is how true this list of time spent on school assignments is!Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:36 PM in Kids jokes, School Jokes
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Friday, June 01, 2007
How Jesus Escaped to Egypt
Definitely one of those moments where a child visualizes a scripture passage ... *differently* from adultsPosted by traymond on 06/01 at 08:26 AM in Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes, Kids jokes
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Long distance to Tokyo
Long distance to Tokyo? it sure is!Posted by traymond on 05/29 at 08:57 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The lawyer’s tombstone
It's an easy mistake for the little girl to make, really ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:12 PM in Kids jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Palm Sunday
Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:07 AM in Church and God jokes, Easter jokes, Kids jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The little girl says the dinner blessing
Kids not only says the darndest things, they *pray* them ... in front of company, too.Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:23 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, October 27, 2007
No drinking vow, no smoking vow
What happens when Grandma makes her grandson swear to never take a drinkPosted by traymond on 10/27 at 05:53 PM in Kids jokes
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Easter Sunday children’s sermon
A pastor should *never* ask a child an open-ended question like this ... but at least we know what brand of panties the child's mom buys.Posted by traymond on 01/16 at 05:29 AM in Kids jokes, Easter jokes
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Monday, May 07, 2007
Thou prepare a table before me
Frankly, it makes me wonder if the little girl isn't a minister's daughter ...Posted by traymond on 05/07 at 04:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
What happened to the bird?
Did you ever notice than answering a child's question always invites more questions? And that they *don't* think like adults, at all.Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 01:06 PM in Fathers Day jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Quotes about children
Funny quotes about children, from Dr. Spock, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller and many othersPosted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:31 PM in Funny quotes, Kids jokes
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