Lawyer jokes
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Bribing the judge in Nevada
Never try to bribe an honest man ... or this judge, either!Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 09:47 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Saturday, May 12, 2007
An Attorney’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Imagine 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a lawyer ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:10 AM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Star Trek:The Next Generation meets Microsoft Windows
What does Captain Picard and the Borg have to do with Microsoft Windows?Posted by traymond on 08/08 at 05:06 PM in Computer jokes, Lawyer jokes, Star Trek Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Is everyone buckled in?
Normally, 'is everyone buckled in?' is something that I ask my children in the car, but it's different when an airline pilot asks ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:17 PM in Airplane jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas
A Lawyer's Night Before Christmas - with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyerPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:14 PM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Early Christmas shopping
How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out ...Posted by traymond on 05/31 at 08:34 PM in Christmas Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
New Orleans land title
I know that the post-Katrina bureaucracy in New Orleans was slow, but *this* is ridiculousPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 07:51 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The lawyer’s tombstone
It's an easy mistake for the little girl to make, really ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:12 PM in Kids jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
What does an eagle taste like?
Just ask the nature hiker ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 08:20 PM in Animal Jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Monday, November 05, 2007
What are you in for?
Lawyers won't appreciate this joke ... but everyone else will!Posted by traymond on 11/05 at 08:41 PM in Lawyer jokes
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
The lawyer, the golfer, the doctor
So, does yelling 'fore' actually protect you when golfing?Posted by traymond on 10/29 at 07:27 PM in Doctor jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Three lawyers and three engineers travel by train
A very funny story, where the engineers 'teach' the lawyers how to save money ... with a hilarious twist at the end!Posted by traymond on 10/21 at 05:45 AM in Lawyer jokes
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Friday, December 18, 2009
Excused from jury duty
Not that I *recommend* this as a means of getting out of jury duty, of course ... but it's still funny!Posted by traymond on 12/18 at 08:39 PM in Lawyer jokes
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Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Funny Alaska laws
Posted by traymond on 08/04 at 11:49 AM in Lawyer jokes
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Monday, February 08, 2010
The lawyer’s fee
This joke goes to prove that you must choose your question *carefully*Posted by traymond on 02/08 at 05:55 PM in Lawyer jokes
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