Marriage Jokes
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Happy Groundhog Day
Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar ...Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 10:02 PM in Marriage Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Sharing Everything
When the elderly couple says that they share everything, they mean that they share *everything* ...Posted by traymond on 05/22 at 06:40 AM in Age Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The time is 7:47
Sometimes, the best puns are inadvertent onesPosted by traymond on 04/11 at 10:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Last Minute Christmas Gift
Sometimes, when we're being cheapskates, we need someone just like this sales ladyPosted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:09 PM in Christmas Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The perfect husband … too good to be true
It's amazing what a wife can get by just asking ...Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 01:05 PM in Marriage Jokes
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Monday, July 30, 2007
I’d like to be ten again
Proof that you need to be careful what you wish for ... and specific!Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:02 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Marriage Jokes
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The supportive wife
If the husband wasn't dying in that hospital bed, he soon will be ...Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 06:45 PM in Marriage Jokes
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Eve becomes jealous
You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous -- and you'd be wrong!Posted by traymond on 07/17 at 07:14 PM in Church and God jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Monday, August 06, 2007
The Bulls and the Bears
The bulls, the bears, and the wife ... if there any comparison?Posted by traymond on 08/06 at 05:48 PM in Marriage Jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Help changing a flat tire
Does he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?Posted by traymond on 11/29 at 08:43 PM in Car Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
The age of some women is like the speedometer of a used car
A cute, funny, and *true* joke about how some women ... 'exaggerate' ... about their agePosted by traymond on 09/02 at 08:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Age Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Monday, December 14, 2009
Ole and Lena - Ole dies
From the series of 'Ole and Lena' jokes - what Lena does after Ole passes away - *very* funny!Posted by traymond on 12/14 at 06:03 AM in Marriage Jokes
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Red Skelton joke about the old man marrying the young woman
Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98 year old man who's going to marry a 20 year old waitressPosted by traymond on 08/16 at 10:21 PM in Marriage Jokes, Red Skelton jokes
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Helpful Wife
How much more helpful can a wife *be*, when her husband's pulled over for speeding?Posted by traymond on 11/17 at 06:30 AM in Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
How do you prefer your rice?
Boiled? Fried? or ... something else? Just ask this long-waiting girlfriend ...Posted by traymond on 12/16 at 08:02 PM in Marriage Jokes
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