Military Jokes
Monday, April 23, 2007
The marine and the atheist professor
Why doesn't God answer the atheist professor's challenge? The marine explains!Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 02:04 PM in Church and God jokes, Military Jokes, School Jokes
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Refer to Commander Smith
A very old, very funny joke - I first heard this on the 'Hogan's Heroes' TV show, where Colonel Hogan suggests it to Commandant Klink -- who, predictably, gets in trouble using it.Posted by traymond on 04/18 at 10:22 PM in Bureaucracy jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Merry Christmas, My Friend
This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:37 PM in Christmas Jokes, Military Jokes
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A military cargo plane lightens the load
You think that they'd be more careful what they throw out ...Posted by traymond on 04/11 at 09:39 PM in Airplane jokes, Military Jokes
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
The new missile
What did the military name its' new missile -- and why?Posted by traymond on 04/24 at 08:44 AM in Bureaucracy jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, June 02, 2007
Military Christmas Orders
How the military prepares for the night before Christmas - very funny!Posted by traymond on 06/02 at 08:53 PM in Christmas Jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The AWOL sailor’s punishment
Actually, this is a build-up to a truly atrocious pun -- must reading!Posted by traymond on 04/14 at 03:30 PM in Animal Jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, January 05, 2008
Osama’s Valentine
Isn't it amazing that a little Jewish boy would wish for a Valentine's Day card for ... Osama bin Laden?Posted by traymond on 01/05 at 09:13 AM in Valentines Jokes, Military Jokes
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Ten Ways a Hospital is Like The Military
What do nurses and soldiers have in common? At least ten things, apparently ...Posted by traymond on 09/12 at 11:33 PM in Military Jokes
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Monday, July 07, 2008
Innoculation shots in the military
doing an imitation of Swiss cheese ...Posted by traymond on 07/07 at 05:44 PM in Military Jokes
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
Army Interview
Note: This is an exact replication of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. Regardless of your political leaning, this is just plain funny!Posted by traymond on 10/18 at 05:40 AM in Military Jokes, Newspapers
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Military recruiter at Harvard
Reminds me of a line from Sir Winston Churchill, for some reason ...Posted by traymond on 05/12 at 08:55 AM in Military Jokes, School Jokes
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Drill Instructor’s rules for dating his daughter
Posted by traymond on 06/29 at 08:17 PM in Girlfriend Jokes, Military Jokes
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Saturday, July 10, 2010
President Lincoln and the mother’s request
Posted by traymond on 07/10 at 05:01 AM in Military Jokes, Politician Jokes
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Friday, July 09, 2010
The bacon tree
A truly atrocious, laugh-out-loud pun - I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!Posted by traymond on 07/09 at 08:54 PM in Military Jokes, Puns
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