Thursday, May 01, 2008
The horse teaches at elementary school
It's a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!Posted by traymond on 05/01 at 05:24 PM in Animal Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
The woman and the three parrots
A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots ...Posted by traymond on 04/10 at 07:41 PM in Animal Jokes
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Animal riddles
Silly riddles about animals -- my children like thesePosted by traymond on 04/10 at 07:34 PM in Animal Jokes, Kids jokes
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
True Calls to the IRS
Of course, as April 15th approaches, we tend to think of all of the evil, nasty people at the IRS (Infernal Revenue Service) ... but we forget about the other side of the coin ...Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:55 PM in IRS jokes
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Only one phone call from the police station
Everyone knows that you're only allowed one phone call when you're arrested ... the question is, who will you call?Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:52 PM in Work Jokes
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The new guard dog
Actually, when I was a kid, we had a watch dog *just like this* - when Patches run under a bed, we knew there were prowlers outside.Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:49 PM in Animal Jokes
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Catholic priest visits the sick in the hospital
At least the priest's heart was in the right place ...Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:46 PM in Church and God jokes
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How to wrap a baby
I know that the Bible teaches that Mary wrapped the baby Jesus in swaddling clothes ... but was he wrapped like an egg roll?Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:43 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Pun collection
A collection of puns from my mother-in-law, who *claims* to dislike puns... hah!Posted by traymond on 03/29 at 05:01 PM in Puns
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The clown with the dented car
Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:09 PM in Car Jokes, Clown jokes
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The clown and the jigsaw puzzle
Funny how the puzzle box didn't say '3 years' or anything similar ...Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:04 PM in Clown jokes
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Three clowns and the tracks in the forest
Sometimes, it's better not to argue ... or at least to find a safer place to discuss things.Posted by traymond on 03/25 at 10:01 PM in Clown jokes
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The clown and the parachute instructor
One of many reasons why clowns shouldn't be allowed to jump out of airplanesPosted by traymond on 03/25 at 09:46 PM in Clown jokes, Sports jokes
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Saturday, March 01, 2008
Still more witty sayings for lexophiles
If you like playing with words and their meanings, you'll appreciate this list of punsPosted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:16 PM in Puns
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Even more witty sayings
A variety of more one-line witticisms, such as '99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name'.Posted by traymond on 03/01 at 09:10 PM in Funny quotes
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