Mothers Day Jokes
Saturday, May 05, 2007
The Month After Christmas
'Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) - well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays ...Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:27 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
A list of things that nearly all guys wished that their wives or girlfriends knew ... far too true, and very funny!Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 08:28 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
A Wife’s Revenge
Husbands out there - *never* get your wife angry - or you won't have a 'remote' chance of happinessPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:27 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Marriage Jokes
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First night out after the birth of the baby
When is it time to go home from their first night out after the birth of the baby? The father knows the perfect time ...Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 10:17 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Marriage Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
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Barbecue (BBQ) - the only cooking a ‘real’ man will do
Barbecue (BBQ) cooking - 11 steps of the only cooking a "real" man wil doPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:43 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Marriage Jokes
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A Christmas Poem For Mom
Cute, funny poem for your mother ... have you called her lately?Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:22 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Compliment a woman, and …
How a woman will handle a compliment at different stages of her lifePosted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:27 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
After the neighbors have a baby
After the neighbors have a baby, their five-year-old daughter starts wondering about motherhoodPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:40 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Computer gender
Well, since ships are female (referred to as 'she' or 'her'), are computers male or female?Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:32 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Computer jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007
A Mother’s job description
Did you ever wonder what a job description for 'Mother' would entail? Both funny and touching.Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:40 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Work Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet
a true story - a question asked by my son, JackPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:34 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Computer jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Gift Wrap
Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:57 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Church and God jokes, Christmas Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Christmas thank-you notes
A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this yearPosted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:32 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Dreaming of a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day
It can be dangerous to tell your husband what you're dreaming of for Valentine's Day - dangerous for the husband, that is ...Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:56 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Valentines Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
The baby born on the hospital lawn
Sometimes that ambulance isn't quite fast enough ...Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 06:59 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Doctor jokes
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