Mothers Day Jokes

Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Month After Christmas

'Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) - well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays ...

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

A list of things that nearly all guys wished that their wives or girlfriends knew ... far too true, and very funny!

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Posted by traymond on 04/15 at 08:28 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesBoyfriend JokesGirlfriend JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

A Wife’s Revenge

Husbands out there - *never* get your wife angry - or you won't have a 'remote' chance of happiness

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:27 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesMarriage Jokes
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Barbecue (BBQ) - the only cooking a ‘real’ man will do

Barbecue (BBQ) cooking - 11 steps of the only cooking a "real" man wil do

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:43 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesMarriage Jokes
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First night out after the birth of the baby

When is it time to go home from their first night out after the birth of the baby? The father knows the perfect time ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 10:17 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesMarriage JokesRestaurant Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Compliment a woman, and …

How a woman will handle a compliment at different stages of her life

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:27 AM in Mothers Day JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet

a true story - a question asked by my son, Jack

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:34 PM in Mothers Day JokesComputer jokesKids jokes
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A Christmas Poem For Mom

Cute, funny poem for your mother ... have you called her lately?

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:22 PM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Gift Wrap

Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:57 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesChurch and God jokesChristmas JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Valentines Day jokes for married couples

Valentines jokes for married couples

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Posted by traymond on 06/30 at 09:58 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesValentines Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Dreaming of a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day

It can be dangerous to tell your husband what you're dreaming of for Valentine's Day - dangerous for the husband, that is ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:56 PM in Mothers Day JokesValentines Jokes
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After the neighbors have a baby

After the neighbors have a baby, their five-year-old daughter starts wondering about motherhood

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:40 PM in Mothers Day JokesKids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Computer gender

Well, since ships are female (referred to as 'she' or 'her'), are computers male or female?

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:32 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesBoyfriend JokesComputer jokesGirlfriend Jokes
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The baby born on the hospital lawn

Sometimes that ambulance isn't quite fast enough ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 06:59 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesDoctor jokes
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Monday, April 23, 2007

A Mother’s job description

Did you ever wonder what a job description for 'Mother' would entail? Both funny and touching.

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Posted by traymond on 04/23 at 03:40 PM in Mothers Day JokesWork Jokes
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