Mothers Day Jokes

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Fatal Things to say to your Pregnant Wife

A list of things to never say to your pregnant wife.

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:47 AM in Mothers Day JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Christmas thank-you notes

A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:32 PM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife for Christmas (or her birthday, or Mother’s Day)

Top 10 List of Things to NOT Get Your Wife for Christmas or Her Birthday - at least, not unless you LIKE sleeping on the couch

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:12 AM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Ladies first

Where did the phrase 'Ladies First' come from?

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 09:35 PM in Mothers Day JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?

Sometimes a kidnapping isn't what you expect ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:54 PM in Mothers Day JokesKids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Husband chain letter

A (supposed) chain letter circulating via e-mail. As a husband, I should be offended, but I'm too busy laughing.

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 08:46 AM in Mothers Day JokesMarriage Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Things I’ve learned from my boys (honest and not kidding)

A hilarious, and all too true, list of things that an anonymous mother from Austin, Texas that learned things about little boys ... the *hard* way!

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:50 AM in Mothers Day JokesKids jokes
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

Another parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' -- but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it's truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom!

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:30 AM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

God is taking my picture

A funny, and very sweet story

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 08:19 AM in Mothers Day JokesChurch and God jokesKids jokes
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Mommy, how did Angelina Jolie know she was going to have a baby?

Kids not only say the darndest things, they ask the darndest questions - such as ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 06:46 AM in Mothers Day JokesKids jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Rules

Any male (husband, boyfriend or son) should realize that there are certain rules for dealing with the women in our lives ... here they are! And all too true ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:40 AM in Mothers Day JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Grandmother’s recipe for washing clothes

Many years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe. This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all. Enjoy, and appreciate how much easier we have it now!

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 08:32 AM in Mothers Day JokesAge Jokes
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Betting at the roulette table

There is, of course, a hidden danger in betting your age at the roulette table ...

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Posted by traymond on 04/28 at 09:50 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

The baby has my brains

Upon the birth of the baby, the father reflects that the baby has his brains. And the mother reflects ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:04 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Things Not to Say to Your Parents While at College

At least not until after you graduate ...

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 09:04 AM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesSchool Jokes
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