Mothers Day Jokes
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do
A list of things that women want to hear ... hey, we men *do* ask for directions! ... sometimesPosted by traymond on 05/05 at 09:13 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Putting his boots on
A joke that all Mothers and Elementary School Teachers will identify with ... and laugh!Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 10:00 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, School Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The son figures it out
What does the 7-year-old son figure out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy have in common?Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:47 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman
If you've ever thought of getting your wife a new vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present, then you *need* to read this list -- learn and live!Posted by traymond on 06/07 at 06:35 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Mom’s Dictionary
A mom's dictionary - suitable for Mother's Day, or any other day for a mom.Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 09:39 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Women and Men: How to use Drive-Up ATMs
A short list of how women and men use ATMs - not how they *should* use them, mind you ...Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 07:16 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Fathers Day jokes, Boyfriend Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Monday, May 07, 2007
Words Women Use…
Did you ever wonder what your wife *really* means? A handy translation guide!Posted by traymond on 05/07 at 04:54 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The little girl says the dinner blessing
Kids not only says the darndest things, they *pray* them ... in front of company, too.Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:23 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Is Santa Claus secretly a Woman?
As a man, I find the logic inadequate -- but funny! Is Santa Claus actually a female? Read and find out!Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 09:22 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Christmas Jokes
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Monday, May 07, 2007
Thou prepare a table before me
Frankly, it makes me wonder if the little girl isn't a minister's daughter ...Posted by traymond on 05/07 at 04:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Church and God jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
The pastor’s little girl gets sick
It *is* the pastor's job to visit the sick, after allPosted by traymond on 05/05 at 08:37 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Church and God jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Prison versus Motherhood
In honor of Mother's Day, a contrast between Prison and MotherhoodPosted by traymond on 05/03 at 09:52 PM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
The source of high blood pressure
This sounds vaguely like a television commercial ... at firstPosted by traymond on 06/30 at 06:51 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Doctor jokes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Mother’s little helper
She was a definite help to her mother -- but she probably wasn't supposed to tell about it.Posted by traymond on 05/03 at 09:48 PM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
Recipe for Mom’s Brownies
As the father of 5 children, I have to tell you that this rings *so* true ... it also makes me think of how my younger brother kept melting my action figures in the broiler ...Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 07:38 AM in Mothers Day Jokes, Kids jokes
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