Mothers Day Jokes

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Words Per Day

Everyone knows that women use more words on a given day ... but do you know *why*?

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

His wife is in labor

You have to forgive the father-to-be ... he's slightly preoccupied

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

I Owe My Mother!

My mother actually emailed this to me, and I felt *obligated* to post it ... because it's *so* true!

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Monday, July 30, 2007

I’d like to be ten again

Proof that you need to be careful what you wish for ... and specific!

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Posted by traymond on 07/30 at 07:02 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesMarriage Jokes
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

A mother’s letter to Santa Claus

A letter that all mothers will understand

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Posted by traymond on 12/04 at 08:03 PM in Mothers Day JokesChristmas Jokes
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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Men vs. women - ways in which men and women are not alike

clean funny jokes -detailed list of how men are different from women

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Posted by traymond on 02/17 at 09:29 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesBoyfriend JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Questions and Answers about Pregnancy part 2

Still more hilarious, yet true, Q&A about pregnancy

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Posted by traymond on 05/05 at 07:25 AM in Mothers Day Jokes
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Monday, January 14, 2008

Women Quotes

Funny quotes about women from Lenny Bruce, David Niven, Samuel Butler and more

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Posted by traymond on 01/14 at 07:56 PM in Mothers Day JokesFunny quotes
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

The young boy and the fireman

A very ingenious solution by the fireman to coax the little boy out ...

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Questions and answers about pregnancy

Now that my oldest daughter is pregnant, these are more true than ever -- I'm wondering if I should let my son-in-law read them ...

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A lesson on right versus wrong

Yet another example of why Sunday School teachers should never play 'read my mind' with the students ...

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The newlywed wife cooks her first meal

Of course, the husband *tries* to comfort his wife ... if only he hadn't said that last thing, it would have worked, too.

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

What PMS Stands For…

A list that married men will appreciate ... what PMS *really* stands for ...

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Posted by traymond on 01/05 at 09:20 AM in Mothers Day JokesGirlfriend Jokes
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A strange woman is answering Daddy’s phone

Not that the wife is *jealous* or anything ...

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Posted by traymond on 01/15 at 07:06 PM in Mothers Day JokesFathers Day jokesKids jokes
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dust if you must poem

Not that my wife needs another excuse for not dusting ...

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Posted by traymond on 01/24 at 08:31 AM in Mothers Day JokesAge Jokes
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